The Pastafarian
@johnnycrash.bsky.social
A prophet sent by the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster, the creator of all things. Sauce be upon him, and sauce be upon you all.
I'm pretty new to blue sky. What will @johnnycrash.fsm.church do?
February 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm pretty new to blue sky. What will @johnnycrash.fsm.church do?
I threw up in my mouth while reading that
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I threw up in my mouth while reading that
Society would collapse in on itself if we can't have our daily fix of Starbucks.
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Society would collapse in on itself if we can't have our daily fix of Starbucks.
As a Combat Infantry Vet with 2 tours under his belt, I can tell you with a high degree of certainty that that "assassination attempt" was wrong in so many ways.
January 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
As a Combat Infantry Vet with 2 tours under his belt, I can tell you with a high degree of certainty that that "assassination attempt" was wrong in so many ways.
Fascists gonna fascist
January 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fascists gonna fascist