The Pastafarian
@johnnycrash.bsky.social
A prophet sent by the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster, the creator of all things. Sauce be upon him, and sauce be upon you all.
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
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Christians can’t agree on anything, but they want to make Christianity the national religion.
Who Committed The First “Sin”? Man, Satan or God?
YouTube video by Godless Gardener
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February 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christians can’t agree on anything, but they want to make Christianity the national religion.
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Protest voters/non-voters are ruining the left.
Change my mind
Change my mind
America Will Fall If We Fight Each Other.
YouTube video by Godless Gardener
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February 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Protest voters/non-voters are ruining the left.
Change my mind
Change my mind
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I keep getting requests for more gardening, or more politics.
Also, more deconstruction from religion!
I can and we’ll do it all!
#ContentCreator
Also, more deconstruction from religion!
I can and we’ll do it all!
#ContentCreator
Gardening & Politics? Exactly What Is My Content?
YouTube video by Godless Gardener
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February 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I keep getting requests for more gardening, or more politics.
Also, more deconstruction from religion!
I can and we’ll do it all!
#ContentCreator
Also, more deconstruction from religion!
I can and we’ll do it all!
#ContentCreator
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Thumbnail for today's Coffee With Texas Paul! I promised a breakdown of upcoming special elections. The Speakership, committee control and control of House investigations are within our grasp! Let's talk about it!
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thumbnail for today's Coffee With Texas Paul! I promised a breakdown of upcoming special elections. The Speakership, committee control and control of House investigations are within our grasp! Let's talk about it!
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“The sin of empathy” …. The sin of having the ability to understand and share the feelings of others???????
January 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“The sin of empathy” …. The sin of having the ability to understand and share the feelings of others???????
@lunasf3.bsky.social did you see the protest at the square today?
February 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@lunasf3.bsky.social did you see the protest at the square today?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate against people of different races, religions, gender, sexuality, or countries. All people are sacred in his noodly appendages. Sauce be upon the world, R'Amen!!
January 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate against people of different races, religions, gender, sexuality, or countries. All people are sacred in his noodly appendages. Sauce be upon the world, R'Amen!!
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Let Trump tariff Columbia.
When everyone has to pay $22 for their regular Starbucks drink, how long before the entire country calls for his removal?
When everyone has to pay $22 for their regular Starbucks drink, how long before the entire country calls for his removal?
January 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Let Trump tariff Columbia.
When everyone has to pay $22 for their regular Starbucks drink, how long before the entire country calls for his removal?
When everyone has to pay $22 for their regular Starbucks drink, how long before the entire country calls for his removal?
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Normalize this trend.
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Normalize this trend.
@lunasf3.bsky.social well hello, fancy seeing you here!
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
@lunasf3.bsky.social well hello, fancy seeing you here!
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Don’t let them gaslight you.
January 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Don’t let them gaslight you.
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We are going to have a backlash election in less than two years. Get your shit wired straight. It's our job to make this the biggest backlash election in history.
Eggs = expensive
Elon Musk = making Nazi salutes
Inauguration front row = billionaires
Prescriptions = 4200% more expensive
Jan 6 violent insurrectionists = pardoned
Ukraine = still fighting off Russian invasion
Trump only cares about fascists, thugs, billionaires, and himself
Elon Musk = making Nazi salutes
Inauguration front row = billionaires
Prescriptions = 4200% more expensive
Jan 6 violent insurrectionists = pardoned
Ukraine = still fighting off Russian invasion
Trump only cares about fascists, thugs, billionaires, and himself
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We are going to have a backlash election in less than two years. Get your shit wired straight. It's our job to make this the biggest backlash election in history.
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Got my start on TikTok. Defended it. They crushed left leaning content to pander to Republicans. Fu*k em. Let it die, and if Elon Musk buys it, as is rumored, that goes double.
January 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Got my start on TikTok. Defended it. They crushed left leaning content to pander to Republicans. Fu*k em. Let it die, and if Elon Musk buys it, as is rumored, that goes double.
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Any landlords raising the rent in these areas, should be arrested for looting.
January 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Any landlords raising the rent in these areas, should be arrested for looting.
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There is so much weirdness surrounding that whole event.
I’m not big on conspiracy theories, but something was fishy about that “attempt”.
I’m not big on conspiracy theories, but something was fishy about that “attempt”.
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There is so much weirdness surrounding that whole event.
I’m not big on conspiracy theories, but something was fishy about that “attempt”.
I’m not big on conspiracy theories, but something was fishy about that “attempt”.
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Republicans can’t govern at all. But now they want to take over California?
January 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Republicans can’t govern at all. But now they want to take over California?
@godlessgardener.bsky.social Just started an account on Red Note to give old Zuck the finger. Have you considered starting an account there?
January 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@godlessgardener.bsky.social Just started an account on Red Note to give old Zuck the finger. Have you considered starting an account there?
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TRUMP: Jan 6th was a peaceful day of love.
MAGA: We wuz hopin’ fer Civil War. We even had shirts made!
MAGA: We wuz hopin’ fer Civil War. We even had shirts made!
January 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
TRUMP: Jan 6th was a peaceful day of love.
MAGA: We wuz hopin’ fer Civil War. We even had shirts made!
MAGA: We wuz hopin’ fer Civil War. We even had shirts made!
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Are any other content creators on TikTok having terrible view counts yesterday and today?
Before that, my videos were flying! Just trying to figure out what’s going on.
#TikTok #GodlessGardner
Before that, my videos were flying! Just trying to figure out what’s going on.
#TikTok #GodlessGardner
November 16, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Are any other content creators on TikTok having terrible view counts yesterday and today?
Before that, my videos were flying! Just trying to figure out what’s going on.
#TikTok #GodlessGardner
Before that, my videos were flying! Just trying to figure out what’s going on.
#TikTok #GodlessGardner
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I really needed to hear this today…
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I really needed to hear this today…
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On the edge of my seat, waiting to find out which Cabinet appointments are going to Kid Rock, My Pillow Guy and Hulk Hogan!
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM
On the edge of my seat, waiting to find out which Cabinet appointments are going to Kid Rock, My Pillow Guy and Hulk Hogan!
@godlessgardener.bsky.social I have a gardening question. When groceries get ridiculously expensive and our prossesed food gets too toxic to eat, what would be some vegetables that are easy to grow at home any time of the year?
November 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
@godlessgardener.bsky.social I have a gardening question. When groceries get ridiculously expensive and our prossesed food gets too toxic to eat, what would be some vegetables that are easy to grow at home any time of the year?