Captain Fantastic
@johnnycoraki.bsky.social
Formerly of Elon’s XChan. Part of a progressive, inclusive movement building a foundation for universal healthcare and education.✌️✅
DMs are an instablock transgression🚫, I’m not looking for a partner🚫, and I’m not going to subscribe to your OF🚫.
DMs are an instablock transgression🚫, I’m not looking for a partner🚫, and I’m not going to subscribe to your OF🚫.
Is it just me, or would stopping diseased cattle at the border sound like the perfect job for a CBP agent named Bovino?
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Is it just me, or would stopping diseased cattle at the border sound like the perfect job for a CBP agent named Bovino?
Diplomacy my ass. You don’t start an exchange of pleasantries by parking a Carrier Strike Group in the neighborhood.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Diplomacy my ass. You don’t start an exchange of pleasantries by parking a Carrier Strike Group in the neighborhood.
He’s got it covered:
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
He’s got it covered:
ménagerie à trois.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
ménagerie à trois.
He’s got it covered.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
He’s got it covered.
A Honeyeater’s existential crisis.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
A Honeyeater’s existential crisis.
For a guy who just told us he wanted the Epstein files released, he’s sure got a burr up his ass for Marjorie Taylor Greene wanting the same thing. 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
For a guy who just told us he wanted the Epstein files released, he’s sure got a burr up his ass for Marjorie Taylor Greene wanting the same thing. 🤔
Trump wanted the Epstein files released? So what was the breakup with Marjorie all about then? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Trump wanted the Epstein files released? So what was the breakup with Marjorie all about then? 🤔
They’ll simply claim great swathes of the Epstein files are under investigation (ergo anything with Trump in them) so they can’t be released.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They’ll simply claim great swathes of the Epstein files are under investigation (ergo anything with Trump in them) so they can’t be released.
Why tf she looking more like Robbie Rotten auditioning for Primus?
a man is making a funny face and saying `` give up ... '' .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` give up ... '' .
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November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why tf she looking more like Robbie Rotten auditioning for Primus?
I wonder is what we’re seeing in the changes with MTG is what happens when people no longer feel they align with their battlefield kindreds?
She was fine with calling for the execution of Fauci and the Pelosi family and driving death threats their way.
🤔
She was fine with calling for the execution of Fauci and the Pelosi family and driving death threats their way.
🤔
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wonder is what we’re seeing in the changes with MTG is what happens when people no longer feel they align with their battlefield kindreds?
She was fine with calling for the execution of Fauci and the Pelosi family and driving death threats their way.
🤔
She was fine with calling for the execution of Fauci and the Pelosi family and driving death threats their way.
🤔
He certainly didn’t inhale.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
He certainly didn’t inhale.
A 25 year old with narcolepsy, sure.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A 25 year old with narcolepsy, sure.
Like Fox would ever air it.
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November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Like Fox would ever air it.
Why the heck are Democratic leadership thinking the Face-eating Leopards won’t eat their faces AGAIN?
a leopard is walking through a lush green forest with a national geographic logo in the corner
ALT: a leopard is walking through a lush green forest with a national geographic logo in the corner
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November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why the heck are Democratic leadership thinking the Face-eating Leopards won’t eat their faces AGAIN?
And the likelihood of foreclosure due to a life or disablement event in that extra 20 years is exactly why this orange tinted slumlord is choke-wanking at the prospect.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
And the likelihood of foreclosure due to a life or disablement event in that extra 20 years is exactly why this orange tinted slumlord is choke-wanking at the prospect.
EDIT: Replies are correct: Not *all* Boomers and GenXers.
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
EDIT: Replies are correct: Not *all* Boomers and GenXers.
Boomers and GenXers all freaking out that somebody might benefit from the socially progressive freebies like transport and childcare they didn’t get.
Fuck all’y’all with your “yeah my situation is shit, but it’s MY shit, and nobody’s taking MY shit from ME” attitude.
Fuck all’y’all with your “yeah my situation is shit, but it’s MY shit, and nobody’s taking MY shit from ME” attitude.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Boomers and GenXers all freaking out that somebody might benefit from the socially progressive freebies like transport and childcare they didn’t get.
Fuck all’y’all with your “yeah my situation is shit, but it’s MY shit, and nobody’s taking MY shit from ME” attitude.
Fuck all’y’all with your “yeah my situation is shit, but it’s MY shit, and nobody’s taking MY shit from ME” attitude.
It’s like when Pablo Escobar built his own deluxe prison. A base of operations while shielding himself from the law, and DOJ looks like they’ll be sponsoring his stay to the tune of $230M.
Why would he ever leave?
Why would he ever leave?
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It’s like when Pablo Escobar built his own deluxe prison. A base of operations while shielding himself from the law, and DOJ looks like they’ll be sponsoring his stay to the tune of $230M.
Why would he ever leave?
Why would he ever leave?