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Captain Fantastic
@johnnycoraki.bsky.social
Formerly of Elon’s XChan. Part of a progressive, inclusive movement building a foundation for universal healthcare and education.✌️✅

DMs are an instablock transgression🚫, I’m not looking for a partner🚫, and I’m not going to subscribe to your OF🚫.
Diplomacy my ass. You don’t start an exchange of pleasantries by parking a Carrier Strike Group in the neighborhood.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He’s got it covered:
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
He’s got it covered.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A Honeyeater’s existential crisis.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This vibe:
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Local broadcasters are pushing back
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Now recruiting, the newest branch of the armed services seeks young Men of Valor to join the Trashional Guard.
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
August 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Guaranteed.
August 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Mate the road ended a while back.

You’re all parked at the fascism drive-in and this is the main feature.
July 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Nothing says nationhood like fucking your citizenry over for a buck.
May 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Indoctrination and control: I bet they ran Fox News 24x7 on Camino. Just like on US military bases.
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Aussies know Murdoch well:
January 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
January 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our miracle baby.
January 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
January 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Tech-Elron calling MAGA-Elron retarded is a symptom of Punch-down Syndrome.
December 27, 2024 at 5:29 AM
What’s the name of the world’s most notorious concentration camp?
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 AM