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Johnny Caligula
@johnnycaligula.bsky.social
Burlesque performer; Emcee; Toy collector; beard guy; bi guy; polyamorous; Marvel Zombie since I learned to read

I’m JohnnyCaligula on most other online places
My dream is that we rename Columbus Circle as Scorcese Circle and there’s a big celebration with him and his besties all giving speeches about his contributions to cinema and the Italian American community. Then we have a parade for him.
October 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
August 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I finally did it: MEAL PREP. If we manage to eat all 9 servings I cooked up yesterday; that’s $5.23 a serving. This is a recipe my mom taught me when I moved out that I call “Bachelor Bolognese”
January 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I had a great time watching my friend @desireedesade.bsky.social’s burlesque show last week. She was her usual glamorous self.
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Cat pics for all my new followers
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Without thinking post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head
November 12, 2024 at 5:34 PM
reconnecting with twitter mutuals
November 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
November 6, 2024 at 3:38 PM
“My name is Max; my world is fire and blood”

Happy Halloween from the Wasteland! Big thank you to my wife for all her help getting this Mad Max: Fury Road costume ready for Halloween and future Comic-Cons. I’m very excited to be a road warrior looking for a righteous cause.
October 31, 2024 at 4:12 PM
This picture of me with my cat Pixel makes her look incredibly small, but she’s only teeny tiny
October 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Me greeting people as they arrive from Twitter
October 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Better late than never, NYT. I hope this means they will actually devote serious coverage to what Trump is saying and how oddly he’s acting between now and Election Day.
October 16, 2024 at 11:22 AM
October 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
August 7, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Fingers crossed!
August 6, 2024 at 1:10 PM
It’s Pixel
August 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I’ll add one little bit of cope: it definitely sounds like Trump sycophant JD Vance thinks Trump got lucky
June 30, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Speaking of data
June 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Could the Times even find people in a diner/barbershop who watched the debate given it’s the lowest ratings since 2004 (which was an election the incumbent won)?
June 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
This venue looks like it has a Phantom of some kind
June 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
June 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I think there’s a big difference between “I don’t think these poll numbers are holding up on Election Day” and “I refuse to see consistent voting trends as predictive in any way” I’d categorize the latter as whistling past the graveyard
June 12, 2024 at 10:28 PM