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If you are still here, this book might help you prepare for next time
From @radosh.bsky.social in 2008
From @radosh.bsky.social in 2008
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you are still here, this book might help you prepare for next time
From @radosh.bsky.social in 2008
From @radosh.bsky.social in 2008
It was too hot to go fishing
Or to do much of anything besides drink beer in bars
So Sally and I stayed inside
And didn’t do nothing but drink moonshine from jars
Opening of “The Cat in the Hat Gets Trashed”
- Dr. Sousé
Or to do much of anything besides drink beer in bars
So Sally and I stayed inside
And didn’t do nothing but drink moonshine from jars
Opening of “The Cat in the Hat Gets Trashed”
- Dr. Sousé
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It was too hot to go fishing
Or to do much of anything besides drink beer in bars
So Sally and I stayed inside
And didn’t do nothing but drink moonshine from jars
Opening of “The Cat in the Hat Gets Trashed”
- Dr. Sousé
Or to do much of anything besides drink beer in bars
So Sally and I stayed inside
And didn’t do nothing but drink moonshine from jars
Opening of “The Cat in the Hat Gets Trashed”
- Dr. Sousé
I don’t hope that you die
At least not any too soon
I hope the hurt you’ve inflicted
Will one day fall on you
And when you beseech me
In your pain and despair
I’ll sincerely assure you
You’re in my thoughts and my prayers
4/4
At least not any too soon
I hope the hurt you’ve inflicted
Will one day fall on you
And when you beseech me
In your pain and despair
I’ll sincerely assure you
You’re in my thoughts and my prayers
4/4
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t hope that you die
At least not any too soon
I hope the hurt you’ve inflicted
Will one day fall on you
And when you beseech me
In your pain and despair
I’ll sincerely assure you
You’re in my thoughts and my prayers
4/4
At least not any too soon
I hope the hurt you’ve inflicted
Will one day fall on you
And when you beseech me
In your pain and despair
I’ll sincerely assure you
You’re in my thoughts and my prayers
4/4
Your big beautiful bill
Will sink us in debt
And cause more destruction
To our environment
You extend more tax cuts
To the richest of rich
Just to not get primaried
By that son of a bitch
3/4
Will sink us in debt
And cause more destruction
To our environment
You extend more tax cuts
To the richest of rich
Just to not get primaried
By that son of a bitch
3/4
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Your big beautiful bill
Will sink us in debt
And cause more destruction
To our environment
You extend more tax cuts
To the richest of rich
Just to not get primaried
By that son of a bitch
3/4
Will sink us in debt
And cause more destruction
To our environment
You extend more tax cuts
To the richest of rich
Just to not get primaried
By that son of a bitch
3/4
You bow to King Trump
And he signs MAGA hats
You claim you have doubts
But you still kiss his ass
You work for real folks
Not just billionaires
You will ruin our lives
And not one of you cares
2/4
And he signs MAGA hats
You claim you have doubts
But you still kiss his ass
You work for real folks
Not just billionaires
You will ruin our lives
And not one of you cares
2/4
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You bow to King Trump
And he signs MAGA hats
You claim you have doubts
But you still kiss his ass
You work for real folks
Not just billionaires
You will ruin our lives
And not one of you cares
2/4
And he signs MAGA hats
You claim you have doubts
But you still kiss his ass
You work for real folks
Not just billionaires
You will ruin our lives
And not one of you cares
2/4
From Bobman, the superhero who fights injustice with protest songs.
(based on Masters of War - Bob Dylan)
Come you graspers of More
Who grease your own palms
Who gut Medicaid
To build some more bombs
You steal from the kids
Who rely upon SNAP
You vote them to starve
Then you cheer and you clap
1/4
(based on Masters of War - Bob Dylan)
Come you graspers of More
Who grease your own palms
Who gut Medicaid
To build some more bombs
You steal from the kids
Who rely upon SNAP
You vote them to starve
Then you cheer and you clap
1/4
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
From Bobman, the superhero who fights injustice with protest songs.
(based on Masters of War - Bob Dylan)
Come you graspers of More
Who grease your own palms
Who gut Medicaid
To build some more bombs
You steal from the kids
Who rely upon SNAP
You vote them to starve
Then you cheer and you clap
1/4
(based on Masters of War - Bob Dylan)
Come you graspers of More
Who grease your own palms
Who gut Medicaid
To build some more bombs
You steal from the kids
Who rely upon SNAP
You vote them to starve
Then you cheer and you clap
1/4
Trump sent B-2 stealth bombers to Iran.
Finally something happened that I actually had on my bingo card.
Finally something happened that I actually had on my bingo card.
June 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trump sent B-2 stealth bombers to Iran.
Finally something happened that I actually had on my bingo card.
Finally something happened that I actually had on my bingo card.
Majority of Americans oppose entering Israel/Iran conflict.
Trump orders bombing off Iran nuclear sites.
US involvement in conflict escalates.
Americans protest in the streets.
Trump declares martial law, cancels 2026 elections.
Trump orders bombing off Iran nuclear sites.
US involvement in conflict escalates.
Americans protest in the streets.
Trump declares martial law, cancels 2026 elections.
June 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Majority of Americans oppose entering Israel/Iran conflict.
Trump orders bombing off Iran nuclear sites.
US involvement in conflict escalates.
Americans protest in the streets.
Trump declares martial law, cancels 2026 elections.
Trump orders bombing off Iran nuclear sites.
US involvement in conflict escalates.
Americans protest in the streets.
Trump declares martial law, cancels 2026 elections.
Kristi Noem hospitalized due to allergic reaction after being accidentally exposed to truth and empathy
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Kristi Noem hospitalized due to allergic reaction after being accidentally exposed to truth and empathy
In solidarity with protestors, Burger King has rebranded as Democratically Elected Burger Chef Executive and its signature “Whopper” is now “Verifiable Fact”.
June 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In solidarity with protestors, Burger King has rebranded as Democratically Elected Burger Chef Executive and its signature “Whopper” is now “Verifiable Fact”.
I was at the beach in Santa Monica, at a water fountain. Suddenly a huge shadow fell over me. I turned around to find Wilt Chamberlain there, waiting for the fountain. He’d been playing volleyball nearby. I am 6’6” and that’s the only time I felt small. We both played it cool and said nothing.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I was at the beach in Santa Monica, at a water fountain. Suddenly a huge shadow fell over me. I turned around to find Wilt Chamberlain there, waiting for the fountain. He’d been playing volleyball nearby. I am 6’6” and that’s the only time I felt small. We both played it cool and said nothing.
Breaking:
Elon Musk will fight Trump for custody of congressional republicans and SCOTUS
Elon Musk will fight Trump for custody of congressional republicans and SCOTUS
June 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Breaking:
Elon Musk will fight Trump for custody of congressional republicans and SCOTUS
Elon Musk will fight Trump for custody of congressional republicans and SCOTUS
I donot know why this is a cake donut and not a yeast one that is, you know, risen.
June 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I donot know why this is a cake donut and not a yeast one that is, you know, risen.
“Trump Always Chickens Out” is a great burn but it’s ruining TACOs for me. Is there a better acronym based on something I don’t enjoy eating?
DIRT : Donald Isn’t Really Tariffing
TURD : Trump Usually Reneges Dumbly
SPAM : Stupid President Always Makesconcessions
I’m sure you can do better
DIRT : Donald Isn’t Really Tariffing
TURD : Trump Usually Reneges Dumbly
SPAM : Stupid President Always Makesconcessions
I’m sure you can do better
May 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Trump Always Chickens Out” is a great burn but it’s ruining TACOs for me. Is there a better acronym based on something I don’t enjoy eating?
DIRT : Donald Isn’t Really Tariffing
TURD : Trump Usually Reneges Dumbly
SPAM : Stupid President Always Makesconcessions
I’m sure you can do better
DIRT : Donald Isn’t Really Tariffing
TURD : Trump Usually Reneges Dumbly
SPAM : Stupid President Always Makesconcessions
I’m sure you can do better
Trump announces 25% tariff on Canadian wildfire smoke
May 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Trump announces 25% tariff on Canadian wildfire smoke
Promiscuous goats?
May 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Promiscuous goats?