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I can hold ANY beverage and jump really far without spilling a drop.

Free Palestine.
Does anybody "self describe" as a "tech bro?"
July 7, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I would. Fuck it.
July 4, 2024 at 10:32 AM
You know we actually SAW that debate right
July 4, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Don't listen to me, I'm just someone who occupies the grumpy asshole space
May 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Critics
May 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
folks in criticism spaces
May 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Here's the single sheet. Gut Shabbos!
May 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I can't stand this shit. I always thought it was because I'm antisocial or something.
April 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I have like a 70% chance of beating you in an arm-wrestle, what do you say to that?
April 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Your home is where you live
April 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
...where she was living?
April 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Dunno if you're aware, but they do offer wraps for $5000. Weatherproof your truck for an additional 5k.
April 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Really?
April 16, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I'm here already
April 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Nobody is impressed by your silly pearl-clutching
April 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
When I see a quokka I think almost the opposite. "Why don't more small creatures look like they're smiling? Why is this like, the only one?"
April 11, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I wish the FBI was more like it is in Twin Peaks
April 10, 2024 at 4:03 PM
The truth matters. It has nothing to do with an impulse to defend Meta.
April 7, 2024 at 9:44 PM
William Woods isn't bad, but hardly worth stealing
April 5, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Late onset WSS is heartbreaking
March 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM