John Lurie
@johnlurie.bsky.social
https://www.johnlurieart.com/
Painting with John streaming on Max
Painting with John streaming on Max
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
Abandoned amusement park.
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Abandoned amusement park.
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
June 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
He died in 1991. Starved to death.
Was my fault.
Was my fault.
May 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
He died in 1991. Starved to death.
Was my fault.
Was my fault.
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
Deeper than you think
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Deeper than you think
This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
Artists soul corroded by assholism.
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Artists soul corroded by assholism.