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John Lurie
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The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
August 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Abandoned amusement park.
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
June 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He died in 1991. Starved to death.
Was my fault.
May 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Deeper than you think
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Aging centerfielder
April 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This party sucks
April 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Artists soul corroded by assholism.
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM