John Lurie
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Painting with John streaming on Max
Painting with John streaming on Max
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.
Abandoned amusement park.
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Abandoned amusement park.
Reposted by John Lurie
U.S. military veteran Anthony Aguilar, who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation sites, says he was horrified by war crimes being carried out against starving Palestinians. "The sites have not only become death traps, they were designed as death traps."
July 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
U.S. military veteran Anthony Aguilar, who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation sites, says he was horrified by war crimes being carried out against starving Palestinians. "The sites have not only become death traps, they were designed as death traps."
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
I believe that anyone incarcerated at Alligator Alcatraz who is not in the Epstein files should be released
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I believe that anyone incarcerated at Alligator Alcatraz who is not in the Epstein files should be released
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
Makes me happy to think of Mahmoud Khalil holding his son for the first time.
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Makes me happy to think of Mahmoud Khalil holding his son for the first time.
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
June 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do.
I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late.
You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late.
You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
May 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do.
I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late.
You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late.
You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
At 72, I can still move quicker than Kyrie Irving, but only if Stephen A Smith appears on my TV and I have to scramble for the remote
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
At 72, I can still move quicker than Kyrie Irving, but only if Stephen A Smith appears on my TV and I have to scramble for the remote
Deeper than you think
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Deeper than you think