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The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President.
And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
September 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Abandoned amusement park.
August 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by John Lurie
U.S. military veteran Anthony Aguilar, who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation sites, says he was horrified by war crimes being carried out against starving Palestinians. "The sites have not only become death traps, they were designed as death traps."
July 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I believe that anyone incarcerated at Alligator Alcatraz who is not in the Epstein files should be released
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Everyone came to see the purple thing.
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Makes me happy to think of Mahmoud Khalil holding his son for the first time.
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
June 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"I was a coyote.
Then I died.
Then I came back as a coyote."
May 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do.
I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late.
You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
May 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
May 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
At 72, I can still move quicker than Kyrie Irving, but only if Stephen A Smith appears on my TV and I have to scramble for the remote
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Deeper than you think
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM