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John Luc
@johnluc1111.bsky.social
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Nerd. Author. Editor for hire. Genderqueer transman. Pansexual and queer. ENM, BDSM, ADHD, ASD, PTSD, and some other fun acronyms.
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johnluc1111.bsky.social
I like to post #DadJokes religiously. Even if they are nun-sense.

#joke #puns #nun #silliness
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
Well, water you gonna do about it?

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #well #water
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I’m too chicken to deal with this. It’s beak ghost season!

#puns #DadJokes #joke #chicken #ghost
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
Jalapeño: 3,750 Scoville units
Lemon drop pepper: 30,000-50,000 Scoville units
Squirrel who kept eating my peppers: 🔥🍩 later.

#pepper #HotPeppers #squirrel #planets #gardening
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
My days with James were numbered. I couldn’t count on him.

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #numbers #count
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
It’s a bit wet here in Atlanta. Bit moist. Slightly damp. I blame whoever mentioned Sean Astin’s name. Got me all excited.

#rain #river #plants #autumn #Atlanta
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
This joke might leave some folks expressionless.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #botox #silliness
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I moustache you a question, but I’m shaving it for later.

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #beard #humor
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
We’re gonna need a bigger joke.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #boat #humor
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
If I could turn back time… if I could find a way…

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #Delorean #time
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
This joke might leave some folks hopping mad.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #rabbits #hopping
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
A joke to crow about.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #crow #bar
November 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I was feline fine until I was told I ruminant on goats.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #goats #cows
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
This is why I prefer credit unions to banks. A credit union will take my big deposits, no questions asked. 😏

#puns #DadJokes #jokes #bank #money
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I don’t understand how blowing Cinnamon through the front door is helpful, and she won’t explain it.

Video stitched from @MagickalGirl on the Clock App. Go follow her. ❤️

#jokes #cinnamon #magick #prosperity #FirstOfTheMonth
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
My neighbor gave me extra sour candy and filmed it. Erm… for science. Yeah. That’s it.

#halloween #candy #SourCandy #reaction #ThatsWhatSheSaid
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
My therapist really is very giggity-positive. The book, however, does not exist. Yet.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #giggity #kink
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I’ll keep saying this until everyone gets the message loud and clear. 🌈⭐️

#jokes #silliness #humor #ImportantMessage #PSA
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
And he Tucks this one away with all the other tuckus jokes.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #hemorrhoids #silliness
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
One of my crappiest jokes to date.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #manure #bullshit
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
The runs are no funs, hence these bad puns.

#puns #jokes #DadJokes #runs #jeans
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I nearly quacked up while recording this.

#jokes #puns #DadJokes #duck #autocorrect
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
Show me anything related to Labyrinth and you will have my full attention.

Also— you remind me of the babe.
A movie still from Labyrinth (1984) with a handful of trivia snippets
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I tried to find meat sticks. I got girdles. (Look toward the bottom.)

This is why you can’t—and shouldn’t—blindly trust AI to do anything. AI bullshits answers half the time (devs call it hallucination, IIRC).
A screenshot of the Google search results for meat sticks, showing it also returns abdominal binders for women, also known as girdles.
October 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
johnluc1111.bsky.social
I had to pad these jokes a little bit, but they are far from sanitary. They Always are. 

#menstruation #jokes #DadJokes #puns
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM