sigh: ultra-rich, damn autocorrect.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
sigh: ultra-rich, damn autocorrect.
Stop calling it AI.
It’s Uppity Autocorrect, and you’re being fucking rude.
It’s Uppity Autocorrect, and you’re being fucking rude.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Stop calling it AI.
It’s Uppity Autocorrect, and you’re being fucking rude.
It’s Uppity Autocorrect, and you’re being fucking rude.
Pretending*
Autocorrect is a vandal.
Autocorrect is a vandal.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pretending*
Autocorrect is a vandal.
Autocorrect is a vandal.
I hate autocorrect
Lied,* cheated, robbed, caused*
Lied,* cheated, robbed, caused*
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I hate autocorrect
Lied,* cheated, robbed, caused*
Lied,* cheated, robbed, caused*
“Fillybuster”? WTH autocorrect?
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Fillybuster”? WTH autocorrect?
i dont mean to brag, but i can spell bourgeoisie without googling it. cause i have autocorrect
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i dont mean to brag, but i can spell bourgeoisie without googling it. cause i have autocorrect
It's FUCKING you GD POS autocorrect.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's FUCKING you GD POS autocorrect.
No, autocorrect, the devil is not in the details, it’s in the detail. Bugger off.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
No, autocorrect, the devil is not in the details, it’s in the detail. Bugger off.
Autocorrect was really coming for my throat here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Autocorrect was really coming for my throat here.
“Published”. She was critiqued but never “punished”. She also didn’t have to deal with autocorrect.
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Published”. She was critiqued but never “punished”. She also didn’t have to deal with autocorrect.
whatever Apple did to autocorrect/typing with the latest update is atrocious
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
whatever Apple did to autocorrect/typing with the latest update is atrocious
*Miller
Autocorrect apparently knows something I don't. JFC.
Autocorrect apparently knows something I don't. JFC.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*Miller
Autocorrect apparently knows something I don't. JFC.
Autocorrect apparently knows something I don't. JFC.
Autocorrect was a form of early AI that did its job fairly well. I used to be able to guess at an unusual word when I was unsure of spelling and autocorrect would offer correct guesses.
I've now caught it changing words to be grammatically INCORRECT.
And spell check is worse at guessing words.
I've now caught it changing words to be grammatically INCORRECT.
And spell check is worse at guessing words.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Autocorrect was a form of early AI that did its job fairly well. I used to be able to guess at an unusual word when I was unsure of spelling and autocorrect would offer correct guesses.
I've now caught it changing words to be grammatically INCORRECT.
And spell check is worse at guessing words.
I've now caught it changing words to be grammatically INCORRECT.
And spell check is worse at guessing words.
I don’t know how autocorrect got to “garbanzos” from “galvanized” but it’s honestly better
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don’t know how autocorrect got to “garbanzos” from “galvanized” but it’s honestly better
I MEANT TUESDAY I BLAME AUTOCORRECT...
or maybe i'm a time traveler?
or maybe i'm a time traveler?
Happy Thursday y'all
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I MEANT TUESDAY I BLAME AUTOCORRECT...
or maybe i'm a time traveler?
or maybe i'm a time traveler?
**LOYALTY, me when the autocorrect ಠ_ʖಠ
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
**LOYALTY, me when the autocorrect ಠ_ʖಠ
Autocorrect tried to help me this morning in writing the title
THE RUINING MAN
and now I want to see that movie. He just makes a mess of of everything! You try to have a nice dinner, he loses his temper over parking. You try to go for a nice walk, he complains it’s too hot.
THE RUINING MAN!
THE RUINING MAN
and now I want to see that movie. He just makes a mess of of everything! You try to have a nice dinner, he loses his temper over parking. You try to go for a nice walk, he complains it’s too hot.
THE RUINING MAN!
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Autocorrect tried to help me this morning in writing the title
THE RUINING MAN
and now I want to see that movie. He just makes a mess of of everything! You try to have a nice dinner, he loses his temper over parking. You try to go for a nice walk, he complains it’s too hot.
THE RUINING MAN!
THE RUINING MAN
and now I want to see that movie. He just makes a mess of of everything! You try to have a nice dinner, he loses his temper over parking. You try to go for a nice walk, he complains it’s too hot.
THE RUINING MAN!
Dammit, autocorrect, for once I’m actually *trying* to type “duck”!
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dammit, autocorrect, for once I’m actually *trying* to type “duck”!
Forcibly setting all autocorrect dictionaries and keyboards to automatically replace "world's richest man" with "greediest pathetic loser" until moral improves
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Forcibly setting all autocorrect dictionaries and keyboards to automatically replace "world's richest man" with "greediest pathetic loser" until moral improves
Dangit autocorrect. That's supposed to say "impose".
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Dangit autocorrect. That's supposed to say "impose".
Autocorrect = "Segue Eisenstein". Which is actually pretty clever. Well done, you stupid robot.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Autocorrect = "Segue Eisenstein". Which is actually pretty clever. Well done, you stupid robot.
Hoping*
I'm hopping..hopping mad.
Also fuck you autocorrect you absolute centrist democrat
I'm hopping..hopping mad.
Also fuck you autocorrect you absolute centrist democrat
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hoping*
I'm hopping..hopping mad.
Also fuck you autocorrect you absolute centrist democrat
I'm hopping..hopping mad.
Also fuck you autocorrect you absolute centrist democrat
My favourite was when writing brochure copy for the Royal Opera and autocorrect helpfully changed Wagner’s Parsifal to Wagner’s Pratfall.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My favourite was when writing brochure copy for the Royal Opera and autocorrect helpfully changed Wagner’s Parsifal to Wagner’s Pratfall.
I typed so fast trying to fix this that my autocorrect didn't exactly reassure that I wasn't spam
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I typed so fast trying to fix this that my autocorrect didn't exactly reassure that I wasn't spam