John
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I mean if they care, why not just reboot and do a period piece set in the 50s actually based on one of the novels?
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I mean if they care, why not just reboot and do a period piece set in the 50s actually based on one of the novels?
His yacht was called "Bayesian"?
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
His yacht was called "Bayesian"?
When you're in the minority your job kind of is creating talking points for ads.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When you're in the minority your job kind of is creating talking points for ads.
Not every criticism is anti-Semitism but definitely some of it is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Not every criticism is anti-Semitism but definitely some of it is.
Yeah, I vaguely remembered that and was trying to look for it online but I can't find it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yeah, I vaguely remembered that and was trying to look for it online but I can't find it.
It certainly *seems* like they jammed up Schumer with a fait accompli.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It certainly *seems* like they jammed up Schumer with a fait accompli.
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Judo Master got up to #89??
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Judo Master got up to #89??
I don't watch pornography, I learn about sex the old fashioned way: directly from the Kaiser.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I don't watch pornography, I learn about sex the old fashioned way: directly from the Kaiser.
Back then, the only way to learn about sex was for the Holy Roman Emperor to teach you how to do it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Back then, the only way to learn about sex was for the Holy Roman Emperor to teach you how to do it.
Joseph II: all his reforms may have failed, but nobody could ever take these incredibly catty letters about teaching the King of France how to fuck away from him.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Joseph II: all his reforms may have failed, but nobody could ever take these incredibly catty letters about teaching the King of France how to fuck away from him.
Having to run the Holy Roman Empire *as your mom's second in command*, notably at this point.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Having to run the Holy Roman Empire *as your mom's second in command*, notably at this point.
oh man, Coppola cast *Danny Huston* to play Joseph in Marie Antoinette. That is some solid casting for the tone of this letter.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
oh man, Coppola cast *Danny Huston* to play Joseph in Marie Antoinette. That is some solid casting for the tone of this letter.
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from Louis, apparently. He was visiting France specifically to be Louis's sex coach.
The elected Emperor, successor to Augustus himself, is visiting you so that he can teach you how to fuck his sister better.
The elected Emperor, successor to Augustus himself, is visiting you so that he can teach you how to fuck his sister better.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
from Louis, apparently. He was visiting France specifically to be Louis's sex coach.
The elected Emperor, successor to Augustus himself, is visiting you so that he can teach you how to fuck his sister better.
The elected Emperor, successor to Augustus himself, is visiting you so that he can teach you how to fuck his sister better.
Later on, Louis and Marie Antoinette writing desperately to Leopold to save them from the Revolution and he's like "Look, I had to read Joseph's letter about your sexual technique and I am not getting any further involved."
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Later on, Louis and Marie Antoinette writing desperately to Leopold to save them from the Revolution and he's like "Look, I had to read Joseph's letter about your sexual technique and I am not getting any further involved."
Having to have lengthy conversations with your wife's older brother about why you're not successfully impregnating her is maybe the most humiliating thing I can imagine.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Having to have lengthy conversations with your wife's older brother about why you're not successfully impregnating her is maybe the most humiliating thing I can imagine.
Teucer underrated apparently
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Teucer underrated apparently
and don't get me started on Chaucer.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
and don't get me started on Chaucer.
Euripides doing the dark n gritty reboot. So edgy!
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Euripides doing the dark n gritty reboot. So edgy!