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John Lichman
@johnlichman.bsky.social
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noted idiot savant, failed film writer and podcaster
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…god I love Wells because when I visit the site I don’t know what weird path he’s been on for six months and now it’s “I want a lying robot and make it morally corrupt” and it barely can open a dishwasher what corruption do you want my man
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Well at least I could make this nightmare image thanks to being reminded to check on his site. In a weird way I’m sad he’s fallen so hard into the “newspeak.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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this is why we need the ai summary so I can know who else on the discord is apparently fucking spiraling into a french onion shame spiral
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Martin Short is not in the Santa Clause 2. Vulture Cinematrix No. 594: Nov 10, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2314

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November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Ashby, bay bee. Vulture Cinematrix No. 593: Nov 9, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641

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November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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from the mind of rrr: what if a guy in a robot wheelchair was coming to give you the worst handjob
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Fuck you Aronofsky we all know what book ****er! is based on! But kudos to the rare Pattinson that is a good memory. Vulture Cinematrix No. 591: Nov 7, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2306

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November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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this baby who is now 11-years old
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Can’t be stranded if you buy more tickets and that can’t be refunded
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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rolled the dice with an uncredited cameo in with an infamous song about Scotty and forgot which verb was in front of a specific ape prequel sequel. Vulture Cinematrix No. 589: Nov 5, 2025

I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2045

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November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I can’t remember quarterly taxes and how to do a 20 percent tip in my head but baby do i remember horrible film adaptations and that silver fucker. Vulture Cinematrix No. 588: Nov 4, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2579

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November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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J3FFW3112 more or less has the gist. Please let awards advertisers and James Mangold know for me.
I probably destroyed a small pond to get an AI to pick and choose quotes from Jeff Wells posts 1/2 I probably destroyed a small pond to get an AI to pick and choose quotes from Jeff Wells posts 2/2
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I would've sworn the slasher sequel would've been $100m. Vulture Cinematrix No. 587: Nov 3, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2321

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November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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For a future Cinematrix the only films up for use in the grid should be The Pirates, Movie 43, Harry Potter, the Sandler filmography and the [CITY], I Love You entries.Vulture Cinematrix No. 586: Nov 2, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2638

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November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Big Fish is a comedy but at least my beautiful baby boy counted. Vulture Cinematrix No. 585: Nov 1, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2361

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November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“See Billy this was our unexplainable meme horror back when I was a child and you had no choice in the horrible slop you consume much like today”
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I finally watched ghosts of mars and I’m still thinking about this
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I put The Year of Living Dangerously into the three word grid twice. Vulture Cinematrix No. 584: Oct 31, 2025

I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2088

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October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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it’s time to break out my go-to costume today on public transit
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I won’t lie I was going to use pusher and then remembered none of them had a theatrical release (…right?). Vulture Cinematrix No. 583: Oct 30, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641

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October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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My hubris for a TUBI-esque film meant Scream ‘22 is technically a single-word tile. Vulture Cinematrix No. 582: Oct 29, 2025

I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2079

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October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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If anyone ever says "what good were those dumb photo listicles from the late aughts" it gave me my other Peele option. Vulture Cinematrix No. 581: Oct 28, 2025

I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2633

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October 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Sometimes you can try to be super obscure but other times whenever I think of a two word Plemons title my choice pops in immediately. Vulture Cinematrix No. 580: Oct 27, 2025

I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2335

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October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Jets winning by one point on a technicality thus ending the losing streak?
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM