John Lichman
@johnlichman.bsky.social
noted idiot savant, failed film writer and podcaster
…god I love Wells because when I visit the site I don’t know what weird path he’s been on for six months and now it’s “I want a lying robot and make it morally corrupt” and it barely can open a dishwasher what corruption do you want my man
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
…god I love Wells because when I visit the site I don’t know what weird path he’s been on for six months and now it’s “I want a lying robot and make it morally corrupt” and it barely can open a dishwasher what corruption do you want my man
this is why we need the ai summary so I can know who else on the discord is apparently fucking spiraling into a french onion shame spiral
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is why we need the ai summary so I can know who else on the discord is apparently fucking spiraling into a french onion shame spiral
Martin Short is not in the Santa Clause 2. Vulture Cinematrix No. 594: Nov 10, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2314
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Score: 2314
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November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Martin Short is not in the Santa Clause 2. Vulture Cinematrix No. 594: Nov 10, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2314
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cat: I just shit and there's a leaf on my asshole
me: you can speak engl
cat: *races up and down stairs howling, leaping onto furniture and through the air with a perfectly placed leaf on the asshole for 25 minutes*
me: *removes the leaf*
cat: whew great thanks time to sleep for six hours
me: you can speak engl
cat: *races up and down stairs howling, leaping onto furniture and through the air with a perfectly placed leaf on the asshole for 25 minutes*
me: *removes the leaf*
cat: whew great thanks time to sleep for six hours
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
cat: I just shit and there's a leaf on my asshole
me: you can speak engl
cat: *races up and down stairs howling, leaping onto furniture and through the air with a perfectly placed leaf on the asshole for 25 minutes*
me: *removes the leaf*
cat: whew great thanks time to sleep for six hours
me: you can speak engl
cat: *races up and down stairs howling, leaping onto furniture and through the air with a perfectly placed leaf on the asshole for 25 minutes*
me: *removes the leaf*
cat: whew great thanks time to sleep for six hours
wait the jets won a second game in a row well time to dump the entirety of my checking account into the mega millions
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
wait the jets won a second game in a row well time to dump the entirety of my checking account into the mega millions
a Mitch Stephens jump scare brought me back to college and his words echoing forever in my head: “I had hair like you once.”
Who is Wilbur Huckle, and why did Mets fans want him to be President in the 1960s? defector.com/wilbur-huckl...
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
a Mitch Stephens jump scare brought me back to college and his words echoing forever in my head: “I had hair like you once.”
Ashby, bay bee. Vulture Cinematrix No. 593: Nov 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641
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November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ashby, bay bee. Vulture Cinematrix No. 593: Nov 9, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2641
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The other funnier physical joke from PREDATOR BADLANDS now that I think about it is Dek is 5'7" and let that linger in the minds of people
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The other funnier physical joke from PREDATOR BADLANDS now that I think about it is Dek is 5'7" and let that linger in the minds of people
from the mind of rrr: what if a guy in a robot wheelchair was coming to give you the worst handjob
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
from the mind of rrr: what if a guy in a robot wheelchair was coming to give you the worst handjob
Fuck you Aronofsky we all know what book ****er! is based on! But kudos to the rare Pattinson that is a good memory. Vulture Cinematrix No. 591: Nov 7, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2306
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2306
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November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fuck you Aronofsky we all know what book ****er! is based on! But kudos to the rare Pattinson that is a good memory. Vulture Cinematrix No. 591: Nov 7, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2306
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PREDATOR BADLANDS (3D, ‘25): I already saw the comparison on here but it is just HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS in a way that’s fine for a PG-13 giggle the kids can have on a Friday. One monster is torn out a From Software game when it reveals why no one can kill it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
PREDATOR BADLANDS (3D, ‘25): I already saw the comparison on here but it is just HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS in a way that’s fine for a PG-13 giggle the kids can have on a Friday. One monster is torn out a From Software game when it reveals why no one can kill it.
Can’t be stranded if you buy more tickets and that can’t be refunded
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can’t be stranded if you buy more tickets and that can’t be refunded
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT/UN SMALL ACCIDENT ('25): I know shot composition/format is a huge thing for Panahi fans but the delivery of the guard asking for a bribe and revealing a credit card reader is perfect.
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT/UN SMALL ACCIDENT ('25): I know shot composition/format is a huge thing for Panahi fans but the delivery of the guard asking for a bribe and revealing a credit card reader is perfect.
PREDATOR: TOWARD A DREAM IN THE USA
As others have pointed about PREDATOR: BADLANDS, the entirety of Terrence Malick's filmography works with "PREDATOR:" in front of it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
PREDATOR: TOWARD A DREAM IN THE USA
rolled the dice with an uncredited cameo in with an infamous song about Scotty and forgot which verb was in front of a specific ape prequel sequel. Vulture Cinematrix No. 589: Nov 5, 2025
I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2045
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I got 7/9 Correct
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November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
rolled the dice with an uncredited cameo in with an infamous song about Scotty and forgot which verb was in front of a specific ape prequel sequel. Vulture Cinematrix No. 589: Nov 5, 2025
I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2045
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I got 7/9 Correct
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anyway now that Mamdani has won I call dibs on the millions of people that threatened to leave and their apartment. Specifically I will squat in Dave Portnoy's dudebro loft and promise to feed "Da Cheez" or whoever is his gimp he keeps
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
anyway now that Mamdani has won I call dibs on the millions of people that threatened to leave and their apartment. Specifically I will squat in Dave Portnoy's dudebro loft and promise to feed "Da Cheez" or whoever is his gimp he keeps
c'mon big galaxy brain pundit tie the rangers' loss to the canadiens to Mamdani winning
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
c'mon big galaxy brain pundit tie the rangers' loss to the canadiens to Mamdani winning
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I can’t remember quarterly taxes and how to do a 20 percent tip in my head but baby do i remember horrible film adaptations and that silver fucker. Vulture Cinematrix No. 588: Nov 4, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2579
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2579
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November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I can’t remember quarterly taxes and how to do a 20 percent tip in my head but baby do i remember horrible film adaptations and that silver fucker. Vulture Cinematrix No. 588: Nov 4, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2579
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2579
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J3FFW3112 more or less has the gist. Please let awards advertisers and James Mangold know for me.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
J3FFW3112 more or less has the gist. Please let awards advertisers and James Mangold know for me.
"millions of New Yorkers to leave if Mamdani wins" then baby I'm moving back to Greenpoint and into my old $1,600/mo apartment overlooking the BQE (which as of 2023 was being rented at $4,200)
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"millions of New Yorkers to leave if Mamdani wins" then baby I'm moving back to Greenpoint and into my old $1,600/mo apartment overlooking the BQE (which as of 2023 was being rented at $4,200)
I would've sworn the slasher sequel would've been $100m. Vulture Cinematrix No. 587: Nov 3, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2321
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I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2321
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November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I would've sworn the slasher sequel would've been $100m. Vulture Cinematrix No. 587: Nov 3, 2025
I got 8/9 Correct
Score: 2321
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I got 8/9 Correct
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For a future Cinematrix the only films up for use in the grid should be The Pirates, Movie 43, Harry Potter, the Sandler filmography and the [CITY], I Love You entries.Vulture Cinematrix No. 586: Nov 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2638
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2638
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November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
For a future Cinematrix the only films up for use in the grid should be The Pirates, Movie 43, Harry Potter, the Sandler filmography and the [CITY], I Love You entries.Vulture Cinematrix No. 586: Nov 2, 2025
I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2638
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I got 9/9 Correct
Score: 2638
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suddenly looking like I should've actually made the $20 bet on a tiebreaker in the 15th inning
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
suddenly looking like I should've actually made the $20 bet on a tiebreaker in the 15th inning
Got jump scared by FRAUD (‘16) being a VS partner release. I vaguely remember there was marketing thing where it couldn’t get a commercial home release because it was a real YouTube channel. Guess that died off after nine years.
November 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Got jump scared by FRAUD (‘16) being a VS partner release. I vaguely remember there was marketing thing where it couldn’t get a commercial home release because it was a real YouTube channel. Guess that died off after nine years.