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John lewis (he/him)
@johnlewis.bsky.social
Amateur wood splitter, armchair politician, and beard haver
The new engineering birthday problem is figuring out how many women musk would have to impregnate so he has his own child's birthday to forget every calendar day of the year. Bonus points to cover leap day with targeted distributions.
April 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Today's imaginary medical symptom, the protein shakes. The past's imaginary medical symptom, the Harlem shake.
March 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com ideas.lego.com/projects/da1...

This thing looks awesome, and I would love to see what fan videos might get made on this set.
LEGO Severance: MDR Office
LEGO Lumon Industries Set – A Tribute to Our Sacred WorkplacePraise Kier! The LEGO Lumon Industries Set allows you to bring the beloved halls of ...
ideas.lego.com
March 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When you realize you are petting your hat.
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Anyone got a lead on one of those sweet sweet Tesla protesting jobs I hear are paying so well?
March 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Tesla is having their mypillow moment." -an observation by everyone.
February 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by John lewis (he/him)
It was 1983 when 23-year-old Cindy stepped onto a BART train that would change her life.

Read this BART meet cute here ⬇️
www.bart.gov/news/article...
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The fun thing about boolean values is that some people know what they are, and other people don't know what they are. There is no way to sort of know what boolean values are.
February 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Its not a dad bod, its a father figure.
January 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What would be in the everything else bagel?
August 8, 2023 at 2:33 AM
My son's favorite thing to scream while running around the house is "INSIDE VOICES!!!"
July 5, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I can't post pictures on bluesky until I give it microphone permissions. Y'all want to see this brisket I made but this client app is garbo.
July 4, 2023 at 5:24 PM
@jack.bsky.social the android client needs quite a bit of work. I can't pick profile pictures without giving away microphone permissions.
June 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Currently outside, looking forward to once again being inside.
June 3, 2023 at 8:46 PM
One day I am gonna sell this post as an nft.
June 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM