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Karoline Leavitt is going to age 36 years in the next 4 with all the lies she says. At least she will be as old as her husband by then.
May 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Lake Michigan Stonehenge.
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Another race. Another win.
May 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Race ready. One week post marathon. Zero miles run until this morning. A different pair of race shoes up. Fiesta de Mayo 5K in the morning.
May 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I ate an elephant today. Really happy with my effort on a tough course.
April 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In 19 hours I will become like the mouse who eats an elephant. One might ask how a mouse can eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
3more sleeps until the big run.
April 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RFKjr has found , in addition to fluoride in our water supply, and enormous amount of dihydrogen monoxide. He wants this eliminated to keep us safe.
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Friday morning thoughts. If fingers have finger tips but toes don’t have toe tips, why can you tip toe but not tip finger?
April 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Gotta wait until Friday to see if I won.
April 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have decided to name my bed The World. Every day I wake up, I want to take on the world.
April 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What if they aren’t stars but holes poked in the container so we can breathe?
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
12 days until the marathon. Good god it’s getting real.
April 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
February 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Overnight breaking news. Ownership of Boston Gardens has been transferred to Jordan Binnington.
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Ran 10 miles on an ice covered rails to trails this morning. My body hates me.
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Apple Maps has changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico. I reported an issue. This is my level of petty.
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anything that comes after “I don’t mean to offend, but….” Will most certainly offend.
February 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
5 miles, dinner, then a daiquiri.
February 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ran 4 miles then hopped in line for ice cream for breakfast day at Clementines. Great morning all the way around.
February 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
1498 more to go.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ran a race this morning with minimal training the past two weeks. Trying to hold on to 2nd place in the series.
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Back for my 6th year as a Nuun ambassador.
January 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The break room idiot. Every day this guy spouts idiocy. This morning it was that we need to get rid of birthright citizenship because we are the only country that has it. I said along with the 34 other countries right?
January 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s National Hug Day! Just giving you a heads up that I’m not trying to hurt you.
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM