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John Kaufman
@johnkaufman.bsky.social
Barely a person.
Mostly here to talk about wrestling and like pictures of your pets.
I have no pronouns; please do not refer to me.
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I've seen the Frat House only once, so I don't have a solid opinion on them.

My initial reaction to seeing them was "lmao what the fuck?"
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When two subreddits are *loaded* up with people who support your promotion, and they all say that they think something in it shitty, then that's saying something.
July 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I loved how often Mercedes was quite visibly trying not to laugh at Toni
July 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hangman's villain arc is actually just him being depressed
May 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In fairness, Toni is just canonically horny, like, all the time.

That being said, the Toni/Mariah/Mina triad is truly something else. I love it so much.
May 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Bitlife is a rather silly game and people can have much, much sillier names.

Although Bob Doopie is up there.
April 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
April 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I've seen some other clips of Rollins talking about Hogan.

I believe, 100%, if Seth wasn't in a position where he felt like he needed to phrase things a little more professionally, he would have dropped at *least* a handful of "Fuck Hulk Hogan"s by now
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM