John Kaufman
@johnkaufman.bsky.social
Barely a person.
Mostly here to talk about wrestling and like pictures of your pets.
I have no pronouns; please do not refer to me.
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Mostly here to talk about wrestling and like pictures of your pets.
I have no pronouns; please do not refer to me.
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Saw somebody say that the Death Riders are the worst faction in the history of #AEW.
Brother, did you see The Nightmare Collective?
People in /r/SquaredCircle didn't like it. Even people in /r/AEWOfficial rarely said anything actually positive.
Hell, most articles call it the worst group ever
Brother, did you see The Nightmare Collective?
People in /r/SquaredCircle didn't like it. Even people in /r/AEWOfficial rarely said anything actually positive.
Hell, most articles call it the worst group ever
July 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Saw somebody say that the Death Riders are the worst faction in the history of #AEW.
Brother, did you see The Nightmare Collective?
People in /r/SquaredCircle didn't like it. Even people in /r/AEWOfficial rarely said anything actually positive.
Hell, most articles call it the worst group ever
Brother, did you see The Nightmare Collective?
People in /r/SquaredCircle didn't like it. Even people in /r/AEWOfficial rarely said anything actually positive.
Hell, most articles call it the worst group ever
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
It took me way too long to realize that @speedballbailey.bsky.social had Speed Racer themed gear at All In. #AEW
July 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It took me way too long to realize that @speedballbailey.bsky.social had Speed Racer themed gear at All In. #AEW
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In one corner, we have a man who's wrestled with happiness, anxiety, and triumph. Who's tough enough to fight, but human enough to stumble
In the other, we have a man who seeks to purge weakness, sculpting the future of AEW in violence & grit
This is the story of AEW, of Hangman and Mox, and of us
In the other, we have a man who seeks to purge weakness, sculpting the future of AEW in violence & grit
This is the story of AEW, of Hangman and Mox, and of us
The Last Stand: Hangman Page, Jon Moxley, and the Battle for AEW at All In - WrestleJoy
“I don’t know who I am anymore, but I know what I have to do.” It’s fitting that All In returns to Texas, a place where feuds become legend and where men face their reckonings beneath a scorching sun....
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July 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In one corner, we have a man who's wrestled with happiness, anxiety, and triumph. Who's tough enough to fight, but human enough to stumble
In the other, we have a man who seeks to purge weakness, sculpting the future of AEW in violence & grit
This is the story of AEW, of Hangman and Mox, and of us
In the other, we have a man who seeks to purge weakness, sculpting the future of AEW in violence & grit
This is the story of AEW, of Hangman and Mox, and of us
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"Maybe it's time to let go of the past after all"
@swerveconfident.bsky.social and Hangman Adam Page sit down and has a long overdue talk as #AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
@swerveconfident.bsky.social and Hangman Adam Page sit down and has a long overdue talk as #AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
July 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Maybe it's time to let go of the past after all"
@swerveconfident.bsky.social and Hangman Adam Page sit down and has a long overdue talk as #AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
@swerveconfident.bsky.social and Hangman Adam Page sit down and has a long overdue talk as #AEWCollision continues LIVE on TNT and HBO Max
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stars are in space, dumbass
July 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
stars are in space, dumbass
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mox is just disappointed they didnt start making out
July 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
mox is just disappointed they didnt start making out
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Hangman consistently calling it the “AEW Men’s World Championship” >>>
July 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hangman consistently calling it the “AEW Men’s World Championship” >>>
Fun fact: Over the last 20ish years, Meltzer has apparently rated 7 women's matches 5 stars or more.
Five of them are from Stardom with either Syuri or Tam Nakano-- both are the only ones with matches *over* 5 stars.
Also, 6 of the 7 happened in 2025. The other match is from 2021. #WrestleSky
Five of them are from Stardom with either Syuri or Tam Nakano-- both are the only ones with matches *over* 5 stars.
Also, 6 of the 7 happened in 2025. The other match is from 2021. #WrestleSky
July 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fun fact: Over the last 20ish years, Meltzer has apparently rated 7 women's matches 5 stars or more.
Five of them are from Stardom with either Syuri or Tam Nakano-- both are the only ones with matches *over* 5 stars.
Also, 6 of the 7 happened in 2025. The other match is from 2021. #WrestleSky
Five of them are from Stardom with either Syuri or Tam Nakano-- both are the only ones with matches *over* 5 stars.
Also, 6 of the 7 happened in 2025. The other match is from 2021. #WrestleSky
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I need everyone to know that my dog looks like Wheeler Yuta
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need everyone to know that my dog looks like Wheeler Yuta
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
If I had a dollar for every Sportskeeda bot I ran across while scrolling through #WrestleSky and other places, I could probably take a day off work at this point.
Surely to God they get enough traffic that we don't need 300 random-ass accounts that only post their articles.
Surely to God they get enough traffic that we don't need 300 random-ass accounts that only post their articles.
May 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If I had a dollar for every Sportskeeda bot I ran across while scrolling through #WrestleSky and other places, I could probably take a day off work at this point.
Surely to God they get enough traffic that we don't need 300 random-ass accounts that only post their articles.
Surely to God they get enough traffic that we don't need 300 random-ass accounts that only post their articles.
Sometimes, I think about ways the Ultimate Marvel universe got fucked up over the years.
Like when they brought in Greg Land for Ultimate Fantastic Four and, because Greg Land, retconned away Ult!Doom's hooves, and made him look more like 616!Doom. It's ultimately minor, but always bugged me.
Like when they brought in Greg Land for Ultimate Fantastic Four and, because Greg Land, retconned away Ult!Doom's hooves, and made him look more like 616!Doom. It's ultimately minor, but always bugged me.
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Sometimes, I think about ways the Ultimate Marvel universe got fucked up over the years.
Like when they brought in Greg Land for Ultimate Fantastic Four and, because Greg Land, retconned away Ult!Doom's hooves, and made him look more like 616!Doom. It's ultimately minor, but always bugged me.
Like when they brought in Greg Land for Ultimate Fantastic Four and, because Greg Land, retconned away Ult!Doom's hooves, and made him look more like 616!Doom. It's ultimately minor, but always bugged me.
I find it very funny how Ricochet is the only bald wrestler in #AEW whose baldness is actively weaponized by other wrestlers *and* the fans.
Like you don't see people running up and slapping Claudio on his head very often while the crowd chants "BALD"
Like you don't see people running up and slapping Claudio on his head very often while the crowd chants "BALD"
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I find it very funny how Ricochet is the only bald wrestler in #AEW whose baldness is actively weaponized by other wrestlers *and* the fans.
Like you don't see people running up and slapping Claudio on his head very often while the crowd chants "BALD"
Like you don't see people running up and slapping Claudio on his head very often while the crowd chants "BALD"
My favorite part of Mox attacking Willow after the #AEWDynamite match is that more people seemed to be upset over this attack compared to whenever Mox tried to kill Danielson in the middle of the ring with a plastic bag.
Everyone is collectively like, "Dude, it's *Willow*, you can't do that."
Everyone is collectively like, "Dude, it's *Willow*, you can't do that."
April 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My favorite part of Mox attacking Willow after the #AEWDynamite match is that more people seemed to be upset over this attack compared to whenever Mox tried to kill Danielson in the middle of the ring with a plastic bag.
Everyone is collectively like, "Dude, it's *Willow*, you can't do that."
Everyone is collectively like, "Dude, it's *Willow*, you can't do that."
Speedball is one of the greatest fighting game characters in the history of professional wrestling
March 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Speedball is one of the greatest fighting game characters in the history of professional wrestling
I am a simple, honest fan of #AEW and its wrestlers.
I just want Willow to have literally every belt.
And Swerve.
And Hangman.
And Eddie Kingston.
And Mercedes.
And Mark Brisco.
I just want Willow to have literally every belt.
And Swerve.
And Hangman.
And Eddie Kingston.
And Mercedes.
And Mark Brisco.
March 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am a simple, honest fan of #AEW and its wrestlers.
I just want Willow to have literally every belt.
And Swerve.
And Hangman.
And Eddie Kingston.
And Mercedes.
And Mark Brisco.
I just want Willow to have literally every belt.
And Swerve.
And Hangman.
And Eddie Kingston.
And Mercedes.
And Mark Brisco.
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what if I lit your home on fire in minecraft?
March 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
what if I lit your home on fire in minecraft?
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LETS 👏 GO 👏 MAX 👏 YOU’RE👏 THE👏 BEST 👏 WRESTLER 👏 A-LIVE👏
March 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
LETS 👏 GO 👏 MAX 👏 YOU’RE👏 THE👏 BEST 👏 WRESTLER 👏 A-LIVE👏