John to the World
@johnjokewriter.bsky.social
Former joke writer for Jay Leno. My material is a lot funnier when I’m paid to write it. At least that’s what I tell myself . . .
Show the voracious heat & humidity in the Deep South what a real man you are by drinking a jalapeño margarita on your deck. Feel the burn, but never let ‘em see you sweat. Dems da rules.
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Show the voracious heat & humidity in the Deep South what a real man you are by drinking a jalapeño margarita on your deck. Feel the burn, but never let ‘em see you sweat. Dems da rules.
Not bad, Salzburg. Not bad at all . . .
June 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not bad, Salzburg. Not bad at all . . .
I love how old fashioned I am about things, like how good a well-made Old Fashioned is. Here’s to Friday night pours, because they just hit different. Cheers, friends! 🥃
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love how old fashioned I am about things, like how good a well-made Old Fashioned is. Here’s to Friday night pours, because they just hit different. Cheers, friends! 🥃
Go Johnnie go, go! Johnnie be good . . . 🥃
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Go Johnnie go, go! Johnnie be good . . . 🥃
Breaking out the good stuff and breaking my “no drinking on a school night” rule for a good reason - it’s my birthday (#59). So happy birthday to me.
April 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Breaking out the good stuff and breaking my “no drinking on a school night” rule for a good reason - it’s my birthday (#59). So happy birthday to me.
My particular spin on “Friday Night Lights.” Slaínte, mates! 🥃
March 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My particular spin on “Friday Night Lights.” Slaínte, mates! 🥃
🎶Margarita . . . Margarita . . . men have named you . . .🎶
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
🎶Margarita . . . Margarita . . . men have named you . . .🎶
This is Friday night in the Martin household, in case you’re looking for a guy (and his cat) who knows how to party.
January 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is Friday night in the Martin household, in case you’re looking for a guy (and his cat) who knows how to party.
Bringing Christmas v.2024 to a close with the good stuff, because, at long last, all is calm.
May you sleep in heavenly peace. 🎄🎁
May you sleep in heavenly peace. 🎄🎁
December 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Bringing Christmas v.2024 to a close with the good stuff, because, at long last, all is calm.
May you sleep in heavenly peace. 🎄🎁
May you sleep in heavenly peace. 🎄🎁
From my family to yours, Merry Christmas to all here who celebrate! 🎄🎁🎅
December 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
From my family to yours, Merry Christmas to all here who celebrate! 🎄🎁🎅
When your manager (who is an also a very close friend) gets you an Old Fashioned kit for Christmas, you put it to good use. Thank you @angrybuni.bsky.social for the rye whiskey recommendation (I went with Sazerac). Here’s to enjoying an Old Fashioned whilst being old fashioned. Cheers, friends! 🥃
December 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM
When your manager (who is an also a very close friend) gets you an Old Fashioned kit for Christmas, you put it to good use. Thank you @angrybuni.bsky.social for the rye whiskey recommendation (I went with Sazerac). Here’s to enjoying an Old Fashioned whilst being old fashioned. Cheers, friends! 🥃
Wife: What are you doing on your day off?
Me: Oh, you know . . . just Lagavulin’ around . . .
Here’s to afternoon drams when tomorrow isn’t a school day, and to all of you. Let’s get this holiday season started, for peat’s sake. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
Me: Oh, you know . . . just Lagavulin’ around . . .
Here’s to afternoon drams when tomorrow isn’t a school day, and to all of you. Let’s get this holiday season started, for peat’s sake. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Wife: What are you doing on your day off?
Me: Oh, you know . . . just Lagavulin’ around . . .
Here’s to afternoon drams when tomorrow isn’t a school day, and to all of you. Let’s get this holiday season started, for peat’s sake. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
Me: Oh, you know . . . just Lagavulin’ around . . .
Here’s to afternoon drams when tomorrow isn’t a school day, and to all of you. Let’s get this holiday season started, for peat’s sake. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
Just hanging out with with one of my teenagers on a Friday night. Here’s to a well-deserved holiday season dram, to silent nights, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
December 14, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Just hanging out with with one of my teenagers on a Friday night. Here’s to a well-deserved holiday season dram, to silent nights, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
CTL+MALT+DELISH. If you were in Birmingham, Ardbeg you to join me. Here’s to Championship Saturday, a champion Islay malt, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
CTL+MALT+DELISH. If you were in Birmingham, Ardbeg you to join me. Here’s to Championship Saturday, a champion Islay malt, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
Sometimes you just have to “Glenlivet be.” Here’s to slipping on a favorite pair of PJs in your own home after spending a week in Pittsburgh, happy reunions, flavorful whisky, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Sometimes you just have to “Glenlivet be.” Here’s to slipping on a favorite pair of PJs in your own home after spending a week in Pittsburgh, happy reunions, flavorful whisky, and to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
It was a day spent with the people I love most. Therefore it was a GREAT day - I’m not Lagavulin you. Breaking out the good stuff to put the finishing touches on Thanksgiving v.2024. Here’s to holidays spent with loved ones, immense feelings of gratitude, & to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
It was a day spent with the people I love most. Therefore it was a GREAT day - I’m not Lagavulin you. Breaking out the good stuff to put the finishing touches on Thanksgiving v.2024. Here’s to holidays spent with loved ones, immense feelings of gratitude, & to all of you. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
This jalapeño margarita is almost as hot & spicy as the Jalabamian who made it. 🤨 Here’s to warming up the bloodstream on cool football Saturdays, to bluer skies, and to all of you. Happy Saturday, friends. 🌶️ 🔥
November 23, 2024 at 10:13 PM
This jalapeño margarita is almost as hot & spicy as the Jalabamian who made it. 🤨 Here’s to warming up the bloodstream on cool football Saturdays, to bluer skies, and to all of you. Happy Saturday, friends. 🌶️ 🔥
Trying to make @pattonoswalt.bsky.social jealous. Here’s to full moon frenzy, football Saturdays in the South, a much-needed weekend dram, and to all of you. Oh, I almost forgot - here’s to bluer skies, too. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Trying to make @pattonoswalt.bsky.social jealous. Here’s to full moon frenzy, football Saturdays in the South, a much-needed weekend dram, and to all of you. Oh, I almost forgot - here’s to bluer skies, too. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
🎶Glenlivet be, Glenlivet BEEEE, Glenlivet be-e-e, Glenlivet BE. Whisper words of wisdom, Glenlivet be . . . EEEEEEE!🎶
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
🎶Glenlivet be, Glenlivet BEEEE, Glenlivet be-e-e, Glenlivet BE. Whisper words of wisdom, Glenlivet be . . . EEEEEEE!🎶
Just because I thought all of us could use this.
November 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Just because I thought all of us could use this.