sensual

crankin it to the benny hill theme, timing the moment of release to coincide with the transition to "entry of the gladiators"

*benny hill theme plays*

true, but also it's possible that it's zinc, so i might inadvertently just be supplementing my enemies' zinc-deficient diets :-/

no valleys, but some roofs are higher than others so there maybe be edges/corners it used to protect

am confident it's not us or our adjoining neighbours so at least don't need to worry about leaks here 🙏

have left in in the street so hopefully the rightful owner recognises it in time haha

yep i climbed out the top neighbour's velux in our building (very unsafe dad behaviour) and couldn't see anywhere on our immediate neighbours it could have come from

the views are great though!

hope they don't now start also losing their tiles

yeah would explain the length too!

not that i know of! and to have landed at the back of the house like it did it would really have had to come from above (everything on the block is 4-storey)

happy it didn't land on anyone, anyway! even our flowerpots survived

yeah this is what i thought, but all the roofs nearby seem to have tile caps across the top

guess it could have flown from more than a few doors down though...

yeah it's pretty bendy! doesn't look like it was fitted to an inside corner though, more like it was on an outside corner

initially thought it could be, but then it wouldn't be as convex as it is – looks more like it was the apex or corner of something

(maybe kinda hard to see from the pic, as it did get pretty bent when it crashed onto our railing...)

i guess the neighbours will find out when the rain comes in 😬

salad