John Hougen
@johnhougen.bsky.social
Wishing for GOP to go the way of the Whigs! Recently became a member of the North Dakota Diaspora in Maryland. Fan of Lefse, Klub and tinned fish.
I live in the best town. They have created a permanent parking space for President Trump.. Every city should do this!
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I live in the best town. They have created a permanent parking space for President Trump.. Every city should do this!
The design for the new East Wing of the White House is complete. Don't bother telling Trump, he doesn't know the difference.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The design for the new East Wing of the White House is complete. Don't bother telling Trump, he doesn't know the difference.
There has been a spotting of Mike Johnson's "Notebook full of ideas". This thought to be extinct notebook was spotted in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There has been a spotting of Mike Johnson's "Notebook full of ideas". This thought to be extinct notebook was spotted in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri.
Somehow I missed National Mule Day earlier this week, but I never miss the daily Horse's Ass show!
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Somehow I missed National Mule Day earlier this week, but I never miss the daily Horse's Ass show!
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats Fishermen. Christ used them as disciples, Trump blows them up.
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats Fishermen. Christ used them as disciples, Trump blows them up.
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Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
September 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Trump has outdid himself this time!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
September 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Trump has outdid himself this time!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
I never would of thought J D Vance was a unifier, but his stating he was ready to step in and lead scared the shit out of both the MAGA and anyone but MAGA crowd.
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I never would of thought J D Vance was a unifier, but his stating he was ready to step in and lead scared the shit out of both the MAGA and anyone but MAGA crowd.
Donald Trump pulls a Tom Sawyer on Kristi Noem.
August 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Donald Trump pulls a Tom Sawyer on Kristi Noem.
"Give me a can of gold Rust Oleum, and a finger to push the spray can, and I will gild the world!" Donald Trump.
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Give me a can of gold Rust Oleum, and a finger to push the spray can, and I will gild the world!" Donald Trump.
Gold Rust Oleum, a President's best friend.
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Gold Rust Oleum, a President's best friend.
After spending the night watching MeTV, Donald Trump is prepared to appoint Jethro Bodine to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Trump says Jethro cipher to beat hell.
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After spending the night watching MeTV, Donald Trump is prepared to appoint Jethro Bodine to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Trump says Jethro cipher to beat hell.
Why we can't have nice things!
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why we can't have nice things!
Trump's cabinet before the lipstick is put on the pig.
July 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump's cabinet before the lipstick is put on the pig.
The White House has been trashed four times. By the British in the War of 1812, by Andrew Jackson's followers at his inauguration, by Melania Trump's Christmas decorations and by Donald's kitsch this term. The damage done by the Trump's is the worst. No taste!
July 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The White House has been trashed four times. By the British in the War of 1812, by Andrew Jackson's followers at his inauguration, by Melania Trump's Christmas decorations and by Donald's kitsch this term. The damage done by the Trump's is the worst. No taste!
Yeah, well Josh talks big about slipping his wife some tongue too!
June 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yeah, well Josh talks big about slipping his wife some tongue too!
I saw Rep Dan Goldman on video asking to subpoena Kristi Noem for a committee hearing. The auto generated closed caption referred to her as "Christy Gnome" and I'm thinking perfect!
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I saw Rep Dan Goldman on video asking to subpoena Kristi Noem for a committee hearing. The auto generated closed caption referred to her as "Christy Gnome" and I'm thinking perfect!
Just got a look inside Pete Hegseth's office. Love the retro look.
June 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just got a look inside Pete Hegseth's office. Love the retro look.
Kristi Noem is treating DHS as her own personal Gravel Pit!
June 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Kristi Noem is treating DHS as her own personal Gravel Pit!
As with Trump, the new flag pole on the White House lawn looks to be at least 4 to 5 bubbles off plumb!
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As with Trump, the new flag pole on the White House lawn looks to be at least 4 to 5 bubbles off plumb!
I've never been a fan of Sen. Mike Lee, but has anyone else noticed how much worse of a human being he is since he started copying Steph Miller's hairstyle?
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I've never been a fan of Sen. Mike Lee, but has anyone else noticed how much worse of a human being he is since he started copying Steph Miller's hairstyle?
Sen. Mike Lee is in serious need of some Shunning! There is no place in polite society for him.
June 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Sen. Mike Lee is in serious need of some Shunning! There is no place in polite society for him.
I am not comfortable with Steph Miller running the United States of America.
June 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am not comfortable with Steph Miller running the United States of America.
You can take the girl out of the gravel pit, but you can't take the gravel pit out of the girl!
June 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You can take the girl out of the gravel pit, but you can't take the gravel pit out of the girl!