John Hougen
@johnhougen.bsky.social
Wishing for GOP to go the way of the Whigs! Recently became a member of the North Dakota Diaspora in Maryland. Fan of Lefse, Klub and tinned fish.
I live in the best town. They have created a permanent parking space for President Trump.. Every city should do this!
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I live in the best town. They have created a permanent parking space for President Trump.. Every city should do this!
The design for the new East Wing of the White House is complete. Don't bother telling Trump, he doesn't know the difference.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The design for the new East Wing of the White House is complete. Don't bother telling Trump, he doesn't know the difference.
I'm not a math whiz, but if you have a 50 year loan, after 20 years your equity in the house would be enough to buy a Ham Sandwich and a bag of potato chips.
Trump is so out of touch with everyday Americans, he doesn’t even know how long a typical mortgage lasts. Ingraham steps in to help him out, but it's just embarrassing how disconnected from reality this guy is.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm not a math whiz, but if you have a 50 year loan, after 20 years your equity in the house would be enough to buy a Ham Sandwich and a bag of potato chips.
There has been a spotting of Mike Johnson's "Notebook full of ideas". This thought to be extinct notebook was spotted in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
There has been a spotting of Mike Johnson's "Notebook full of ideas". This thought to be extinct notebook was spotted in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri.
Somehow I missed National Mule Day earlier this week, but I never miss the daily Horse's Ass show!
October 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Somehow I missed National Mule Day earlier this week, but I never miss the daily Horse's Ass show!
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats Fishermen. Christ used them as disciples, Trump blows them up.
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats Fishermen. Christ used them as disciples, Trump blows them up.
I don't know much but I do know I don't want my grandkids growing up in a world where Lee Greenwood does Super Bowl halftime entertainment and Mike Johnson leads prayers.
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I don't know much but I do know I don't want my grandkids growing up in a world where Lee Greenwood does Super Bowl halftime entertainment and Mike Johnson leads prayers.
Donald Trump, Kristi Noem and Habeas Corpus walk in a bar. Trump turns to Noem and says who is that guy? Noem says I thought he was with you, he makes me uncomfortable.
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Donald Trump, Kristi Noem and Habeas Corpus walk in a bar. Trump turns to Noem and says who is that guy? Noem says I thought he was with you, he makes me uncomfortable.
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Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
September 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Not content with being the scourge of Tuna fisherman, Pete Hegseth has now attacked Walleye Charters on Lake of the Woods that he claims are smuggling Poutine from Quebec into the United States. Trump says 47 million Minnesotans have died of tainted cheese curds.
Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt!
The Trump administration will be remembered as "The Remove All Doubt" administration.
The Trump administration will be remembered as "The Remove All Doubt" administration.
Why didn’t anyone immediately follow up with “what’s the population of the United States?”
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt!
The Trump administration will be remembered as "The Remove All Doubt" administration.
The Trump administration will be remembered as "The Remove All Doubt" administration.
Trump has outdid himself this time!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
September 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Trump has outdid himself this time!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match
I never would of thought J D Vance was a unifier, but his stating he was ready to step in and lead scared the shit out of both the MAGA and anyone but MAGA crowd.
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I never would of thought J D Vance was a unifier, but his stating he was ready to step in and lead scared the shit out of both the MAGA and anyone but MAGA crowd.
Donald Trump pulls a Tom Sawyer on Kristi Noem.
August 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Donald Trump pulls a Tom Sawyer on Kristi Noem.
Trump signing all these posts with "Thank you for your attention to this matter", is a very 1960's, button down collar thing. With dementia, there is often confusion with short term memory and long term memory is more accurate. Another sign Donny is losing it.
In yet another tasteless and pathetic move, Trump fired the director of the Smithsonian's Portrait Gallery moments ago... Wait til you see his reason smh
August 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trump signing all these posts with "Thank you for your attention to this matter", is a very 1960's, button down collar thing. With dementia, there is often confusion with short term memory and long term memory is more accurate. Another sign Donny is losing it.
Putin felt out expanding "Biden's War" to the Baltic States with Trump. Trump asked Baldy what?
August 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Putin felt out expanding "Biden's War" to the Baltic States with Trump. Trump asked Baldy what?
"Give me a can of gold Rust Oleum, and a finger to push the spray can, and I will gild the world!" Donald Trump.
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"Give me a can of gold Rust Oleum, and a finger to push the spray can, and I will gild the world!" Donald Trump.
Gold Rust Oleum, a President's best friend.
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Gold Rust Oleum, a President's best friend.
I went to my local coffee shop this morning and bought a small cup of "Fuck Donald Trump and the Tariff's He Rode in on".
August 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I went to my local coffee shop this morning and bought a small cup of "Fuck Donald Trump and the Tariff's He Rode in on".
Trump is seemingly working to make Washington DC a Sanctuary City for idiocy, grifting, insider trading, Christian Nationalists, bad taste, Fascism, Ball Room Dancing, Pedophilia, RanDom Capitalization and Buggery.
August 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Trump is seemingly working to make Washington DC a Sanctuary City for idiocy, grifting, insider trading, Christian Nationalists, bad taste, Fascism, Ball Room Dancing, Pedophilia, RanDom Capitalization and Buggery.
After spending the night watching MeTV, Donald Trump is prepared to appoint Jethro Bodine to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Trump says Jethro cipher to beat hell.
August 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After spending the night watching MeTV, Donald Trump is prepared to appoint Jethro Bodine to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Trump says Jethro cipher to beat hell.
Why we can't have nice things!
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why we can't have nice things!
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
You can put an ass in Wharton, but you can't make him think!
You can put an ass in Wharton, but you can't make him think!
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
You can put an ass in Wharton, but you can't make him think!
You can put an ass in Wharton, but you can't make him think!
We can add "Trophy Thief" to the long rap sheet of Donald Trump's crimes.
July 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We can add "Trophy Thief" to the long rap sheet of Donald Trump's crimes.
Reposted by John Hougen
