John Hazard
johnhazard.bsky.social
John Hazard
@johnhazard.bsky.social
He/Him. Cartoonist. Co-creator: Background Noise Comic. Fleeing the bird for the butterfly. Comics, art, movies, monsters & Star Trek. Avoiding politics for now. Please follow, need friends 🖖

https://www.instagram.com/background_noise_comic
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes please sentence me to solitary confinement
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I got some runny ass brie that’s on
sui😵cide watch
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Flabby but literally anal retentive here. Where is my place, Chair?
Also, what is the fraternization policy between houses (particularly with House Maximus)???
a dog is standing on its hind legs in a hallway with a caption that says `` oh ya mean like this '' .
ALT: a dog is standing on its hind legs in a hallway with a caption that says `` oh ya mean like this '' .
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November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nardole is an under appreciated companion.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Love love love the first version, but Carpenter’s definitely more closely follows “Who Goes There”, the b&w one completely ditches the imposter plot, but has that Howard Hawks charm. Recently re-watched Carpenter’s, it’s a masterpiece. Both have wonderful casts.
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Crying”, not because he murdered an innocent young human, but because someone might hold him accountable for it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stoppit, you’re making him cry 😭
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Saw you at Skankfest yesterday, great set! So funny!
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
No, I remember all that, & I know the harm it did, yet the fact is, I like him anyway, lots of people did & do, but the point is, I’d like to live in a country where nobody was above the law no matter how rich, powerful, male, white, or popular they are. That was the point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I like Bill Clinton. I voted for Bill Clinton. I’m a Democrat, I vote for the Democrat in every election.

BUT IF THERE’S ANY DEMOCRATS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, I WANT THEM PROSECUTED RIGHT ALONG WITH THE REPUBLICANS IN THERE.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mic (works now)
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That’s weird.
TOS Enterprise & font on watch.
TMP font on the paper insert.
TNG Generations insignia on the tin.
As a collectible, it’s a bit of a mess.
Probably plays a midi version of the TNG/TMP theme?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM