My Name isn’t Alice
@johnemahler.bsky.social
No babe, I’m not mad. It’s just the way you said “chronically online” with negative connotation caught me off-guard is all.
Bothered, unmoisturized, fuck wittable.
February 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bothered, unmoisturized, fuck wittable.
Did someone say “frites”?
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Did someone say “frites”?
What the back of my Xmas tree looks like is none of my business… or yours, what are you the police?
December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
What the back of my Xmas tree looks like is none of my business… or yours, what are you the police?
Face card never declines… but my debit card does.
October 21, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Face card never declines… but my debit card does.
Sorry I’ve been so absent lately, I’ve been busy scrolling through TikTok’s of Taylor Swift looking at Karli Kloss wondering if anyone will ever love me as much.
September 23, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Sorry I’ve been so absent lately, I’ve been busy scrolling through TikTok’s of Taylor Swift looking at Karli Kloss wondering if anyone will ever love me as much.
I hate (love) the internet.
September 4, 2023 at 10:23 PM
I hate (love) the internet.
I just know I’m not living my life right because every time I buy a piece of clothing online, I look at this chart and pretend to know what they mean for me.
September 4, 2023 at 5:25 AM
I just know I’m not living my life right because every time I buy a piece of clothing online, I look at this chart and pretend to know what they mean for me.
