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John Doppler
@johndopp.bsky.social
Serial hobbyist, code cruncher, consumer watchdog, builder of breathtaking boxes, constructor of confounding conundrums, professional cunctator, and fervent lalocheziac.
After careful consideration and rigorous testing, Nova has determined that this is the perfect cardboard box.

#catsOfBluesky #cats
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Nova's streetwear.
#catsOfBlueSky #cats
September 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If only we could read the mind of a cat. What profound thoughts roam through the mind of the noble calico?

Nova: Food food food food food food food food food.

#CatsOfBluesky #cats
September 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Stunting, stunting, like I got my first chain.
#CatsOfBlueSky #cats
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The calico is renowned for its intelligence. Those who encounter a calico are often startled by the bright and piercing gaze which hints at ancient wisdom.
#cats #catsOfBlueSky
August 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Nyaaaaaaah!
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Kitty bliss. #CatsOfBlueSky
June 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Cute overload.
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
One year ago today, we brought this hissing, furry bratwurst home from the shelter. I think she's settled in nicely!

#catsOfBlueSky
February 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Weekends are for napping.
February 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The intersection of cat memes and linguistics memes is a rare delight.
February 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Reposted by John Doppler
The response was entirely positive, so let the Nazi Punch of the Day begin. It seems appropriate to start with a classic. This is from Captain America Comics #1. The cover date was March 1941, but from what I've read, it was on the shelves several months earlier.

#NPD #NaziPunching
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Like many of us, Nova has had a rough week.
#CatsOfBluesky
February 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nova meditates at the Temple of Shrimp.
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Sorry I haven't posted here in a while. Here's some kitty zen to make up for it.
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reposted by John Doppler
Blockity-Block-Block...Block-Block.
Here’s something easy you can do today. Block USA Today on Blue Sky.

If thousands of us can do it, we can have an immediate impact on their reach on social media.
January 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I had to move her favorite chair.
Now I'm the favorite chair.

#CatsOfBluesky #cats
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Honestly, I should have seen that coming.
January 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Truth.
January 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I made custom alphabet blocks for my young nephew. It's a little late for Christmas, but that's okay. We have such sights to show him!
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Swedish death cleaning is less metal than it sounds.
December 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
That moment when you receive a personalized fundraising pitch with pictures of your adopted cat... and then realize that it wasn't personalized. Everyone got it!

Does this mean Nova is a celebrity?

Big props to Best Friends Animal Society, by the way. They were incredibly helpful to us.
December 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
My cat is making a weird buzzing noise. Should I take her to a mechanic?
December 28, 2024 at 8:26 AM
I'm celebrating the holiday season by prepping for an early morning colonoscopy. Ho ho ho!

I'm still trying to think of something festive to write on my butt cheeks. I'd like to greet Santa with a bit of holiday cheer when he climbs up the chimney.
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The startup my friend and I founded once sponsored a naked mole rat at the Smithsonian National Zoo, but I forgot to tell my business partner. He asked, "John, why is the Smithsonian sending us pictures of an old man's penis?"

Anyway, my wife bought me this awesome shirt last year.
She gets me. ❤️
December 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM