So, they rushed to SCOTUS to get relief from having to do the thing they're already doing but don't want to do, and by the way that thing is feeding people.

Like, are they expecting the court to vacate the TRO and greenlight them clawing back money?

Guy has been mayor-elect for, what, two days?

Literal car salesman hustler out there going, “none of you sprung for the upsells”

Genuinely asking though: or else what?

I mean, the guy isn’t even paying the contractors who tore down a third of the White House!

The way the shot is not only cheeky, it’s both an act of creative ego (“I’m allowed now”) and humility (“actually no I’m not, I’ll fix it”) and the film’s signature (“and that boy directed THIS movie!”)

This is how there are always fresh republican voters in new elections

Ee pee tee pee pee pee poOO pee

KABONG!

And they frame it this way to build “political persecution” clout, when in actuality, it’s because they all know they’ve committed numerous crimes to get here

It has an intense footprint specifically on my brain, my brothers, and three or four middle school friends, and I’ll spend the rest of my life making Ed Koch jokes, saying “buy my book” a specific way, and numerous weird Franklin Sherman references

I mean I’m 42 and I was a precocious kid watching it, and really only saw one season air live (the Fox one)

If not guilty: beat the wrap

Yeah I stopped reading after “house you could afford”, yes.

Really goes to show that people who made "anti-woke" their entire personality are super weird!