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Gospel of Johnny
@johndearc.bsky.social
Wannabe writer. woo.
Once again memeing my way out of a panic attack
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Based on the absolute fuckery the barber did with my hair, I’ve decided to be Milo for Halloween
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Lately I’ve been thinking that it probably feels really good for the grenade when it explodes
July 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Okay so I’ve been lurking on someone’s Instagram for a month and they just DM’d me saying “yk you can just follow 👀”

So anyway what’s everyone’s favorite flavor of gun?
May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast of champions
April 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Easter is like the evil, bizarro elseworld version of Christmas.

You know in your heart it’s true
April 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Divorced Aunt-core
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Number of times seeing the “funny video about misgendering someone’s dog” at Thanksgiving yesterday: 7.
November 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Taking bets now for how long it is until Trump gives Grok AI a cabinet position
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM