John Ruiz
@johncruiz113.bsky.social
God's wet tshirt contest
June 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
God's wet tshirt contest
When did Kona become the default beer to order at a bar
May 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When did Kona become the default beer to order at a bar
Let me beg your pardon
May 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Let me beg your pardon
Why is this this service held together by bones and duct tape @MTA
May 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Why is this this service held together by bones and duct tape @MTA
Thank you for the shit service and stranding @MTA
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Thank you for the shit service and stranding @MTA
@MTA what a shit service
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
@MTA what a shit service
It’s a little known fact that Andy Warhol used to call the model Twiggy "The Twizzler".
April 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s a little known fact that Andy Warhol used to call the model Twiggy "The Twizzler".
Living till Haagen-Dazs uses the Sienfeld skit as an advertisement
April 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Living till Haagen-Dazs uses the Sienfeld skit as an advertisement
They couldn't make "9 to 5" today.....because everyone works from home.
April 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They couldn't make "9 to 5" today.....because everyone works from home.
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My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
March 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
Having what you think is one of the most important people in your life that affected your life and they give you the most generic goodbyes ever makes me feel like shit.
April 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Having what you think is one of the most important people in your life that affected your life and they give you the most generic goodbyes ever makes me feel like shit.
Canary in the coal mine's daughter
April 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Canary in the coal mine's daughter
Did we already Shamu other animals
April 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Did we already Shamu other animals
And now I have turned into duckman *sign'
April 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And now I have turned into duckman *sign'
The nuance is gone from reading something till someone tells them it's cool.
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The nuance is gone from reading something till someone tells them it's cool.
We need everything to be read to us and that is not the same because it needs to be shorter bits.
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We need everything to be read to us and that is not the same because it needs to be shorter bits.
I don't think we can have a great American novel now.
April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't think we can have a great American novel now.
Our economy is now run by shithead Joe Rogan day traders. And people are still wondering if things will be okay.
April 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Our economy is now run by shithead Joe Rogan day traders. And people are still wondering if things will be okay.
I want a prequel to Jeepers Creepers following him going to the DMV to get the personalized plates
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I want a prequel to Jeepers Creepers following him going to the DMV to get the personalized plates
Fuck your shit @mta
April 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Fuck your shit @mta