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Cory Stringer
@johncorystringer.bsky.social
Creator, Writer, and Illustrator of the Bloo and Roo series. Semi-retired actor, writer, and director. Movie nut. Gym rat. Pizza enthusiast. Used to have hair.
Be excellent to each other. Unless.... #memes #magaisacult #fdjt
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Today was the single largest day of protest in this country's history... until the next one. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I made this just for you, #jdvance. Hope it doesn't make your guyliner run.
October 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Cowards fear comedians. Shout out to @titusnation.bsky.social for the shirt. #resist
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
MAGA is a cult.
July 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Believe it or not, this is real.
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult
July 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you think I'm talking to you, guess what? I AM. #magaisacult
April 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
🖕🏼😘🖕🏼
April 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ALWAYS #punchnazis.
March 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
On behalf of Bloo and Roo, we hope all of you have a happy #saintpatricksday. Please puke responsibly. #cartoon
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm a huge fan, and student, of #classiccomedy... so I'm very excited about appearing on the next episode of ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE PODCAST.
I'll be joining several other guests as we discuss the team's most beloved film, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN. #podcasts #abbottandcostello
March 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
March 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I don't know who made this #meme, but it legit made me laugh out loud.
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Got this shirt in honor of my wife, who I fully expect to see it and say, "Oh my God," before going into a redhead rage and beating me to death with a baseball bat. #funnytshirts
March 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
March 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
This was the 1st thing I saw when I opened my eyes and lifted my head up after I finished my 2nd yoga session.
Bloo smiling on my digital picture frame, watching her Daddy try to get better.
Seeing this picture as soon as I finished made my eyes tear up.
I'm trying, baby girl. I miss you. 💙
March 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's actually really easy to do. If you're MAGA, you're my enemy. Simple as that.
They have to learn that their actions and rhetoric have consequences, no matter who they are. #nomercy #slavaukraini #fucktrump
March 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Don't forget that ALL of this is Mitch's fault. #coward
March 1, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Check out the new #tesla logo, designed by #elonmusk.
(it's funny because he's a Nazi)
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It'd be funnier if you hadn't fallen for the most blatantly obvious lies of one of the most well known conmen in the history of the world...twice. #memes #fuckmaga
February 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I made this just for you, #kashpatel.
🖕🏼😘🖕🏼 #putTHISonyourenemieslist
February 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is a screenshot of the current temperature reading on my phone....which doesn't include the below zero wind chill.
I walked to the gym in this shit.
Because, you see, my non-flame-retardant friends, I'm fucking stupid. 👍🏼🥶
#kentuckyweather
February 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Please? #doge
February 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This made me laugh out loud. #kendrickvsdrake
February 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
😁
February 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM