Cory Stringer
@johncorystringer.bsky.social
Creator, Writer, and Illustrator of the Bloo and Roo series. Semi-retired actor, writer, and director. Movie nut. Gym rat. Pizza enthusiast. Used to have hair.
I'm about to begin production on the next Bloo and Roo #book soon. All of the previous books in the series were released independently, and they've sold all over the world. The last release even debuted at number one on the Amazon children's books chart, which still blows my mind because...
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I'm about to begin production on the next Bloo and Roo #book soon. All of the previous books in the series were released independently, and they've sold all over the world. The last release even debuted at number one on the Amazon children's books chart, which still blows my mind because...
Not one single person got in that son of a bitch's face when he said "Quiet, piggy."
Nobody said or did anything when he talked to her that way.
COWARDS. #quietpiggy #trump #8647
Nobody said or did anything when he talked to her that way.
COWARDS. #quietpiggy #trump #8647
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Not one single person got in that son of a bitch's face when he said "Quiet, piggy."
Nobody said or did anything when he talked to her that way.
COWARDS. #quietpiggy #trump #8647
Nobody said or did anything when he talked to her that way.
COWARDS. #quietpiggy #trump #8647
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Friendly reminder that no matter what Lord Cheeto, the online trolls, or your idiot MAGA relatives say, the President does NOT have the legal authority to ban early voting or mail in voting.
October 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Friendly reminder that no matter what Lord Cheeto, the online trolls, or your idiot MAGA relatives say, the President does NOT have the legal authority to ban early voting or mail in voting.
Cowards fear comedians. Shout out to @titusnation.bsky.social for the shirt. #resist
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Cowards fear comedians. Shout out to @titusnation.bsky.social for the shirt. #resist
It's ok, Donald. Most of us don't have a #nobelpeaceprize, either.
Look on the bright side, though...most of us aren't in the #epsteinfiles, but YOU are!
Slay, king. Slay.
Look on the bright side, though...most of us aren't in the #epsteinfiles, but YOU are!
Slay, king. Slay.
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It's ok, Donald. Most of us don't have a #nobelpeaceprize, either.
Look on the bright side, though...most of us aren't in the #epsteinfiles, but YOU are!
Slay, king. Slay.
Look on the bright side, though...most of us aren't in the #epsteinfiles, but YOU are!
Slay, king. Slay.
MAGA is a cult.
July 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
MAGA is a cult.
Believe it or not, this is real.
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult
July 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Believe it or not, this is real.
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult
If you're like me, and don't celebrate #easter, good for you. I hope you have fun doing something else.
If you DO celebrate Easter, good for you. I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself.
Unless you're MAGA.
If you're MAGA, you can go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼🖕🏼
If you DO celebrate Easter, good for you. I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself.
Unless you're MAGA.
If you're MAGA, you can go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼🖕🏼
April 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If you're like me, and don't celebrate #easter, good for you. I hope you have fun doing something else.
If you DO celebrate Easter, good for you. I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself.
Unless you're MAGA.
If you're MAGA, you can go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼🖕🏼
If you DO celebrate Easter, good for you. I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself.
Unless you're MAGA.
If you're MAGA, you can go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼🖕🏼
If you think I'm talking to you, guess what? I AM. #magaisacult
April 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you think I'm talking to you, guess what? I AM. #magaisacult
And now for a ranking of the Hollywood Chrises.
For science, I will not be providing any context or explanations.
1. Chris Evans
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Chris Pine
4. Literally anybody else in the town who's named Chris, knows someone named Chris, or can spell the name Chris.
5. Chris Pratt.
For science, I will not be providing any context or explanations.
1. Chris Evans
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Chris Pine
4. Literally anybody else in the town who's named Chris, knows someone named Chris, or can spell the name Chris.
5. Chris Pratt.
April 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
And now for a ranking of the Hollywood Chrises.
For science, I will not be providing any context or explanations.
1. Chris Evans
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Chris Pine
4. Literally anybody else in the town who's named Chris, knows someone named Chris, or can spell the name Chris.
5. Chris Pratt.
For science, I will not be providing any context or explanations.
1. Chris Evans
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Chris Pine
4. Literally anybody else in the town who's named Chris, knows someone named Chris, or can spell the name Chris.
5. Chris Pratt.
I drive a #prius, and think it would be absolutely hilarious if I put a pair of #trucknuts on it.
April 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I drive a #prius, and think it would be absolutely hilarious if I put a pair of #trucknuts on it.
Will someone please send @johnfetterman.com back to the dungeon where the Goonies found him?
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Will someone please send @johnfetterman.com back to the dungeon where the Goonies found him?
#thirdterm, my ass. Not gonna happen, Krasnov. #fascism
March 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM
#thirdterm, my ass. Not gonna happen, Krasnov. #fascism
A list of #countrymusic singers that are better than #morganwallen :
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks
Sturgill Simpson
Sylvester Stallone in RHINESTONE
Hologram 2Pac
"Screech" from SAVED BY THE BELL
And, of course, Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks
Sturgill Simpson
Sylvester Stallone in RHINESTONE
Hologram 2Pac
"Screech" from SAVED BY THE BELL
And, of course, Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A list of #countrymusic singers that are better than #morganwallen :
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks
Sturgill Simpson
Sylvester Stallone in RHINESTONE
Hologram 2Pac
"Screech" from SAVED BY THE BELL
And, of course, Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks
Sturgill Simpson
Sylvester Stallone in RHINESTONE
Hologram 2Pac
"Screech" from SAVED BY THE BELL
And, of course, Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
I wouldn't fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene with Marjorie Taylor Greene's dick.
March 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I wouldn't fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene with Marjorie Taylor Greene's dick.
Hey, yo, #anonymous ...on behalf of ALL of us, if you really DO have the goods that proves it was manipulated, then please release it NOW, and do so in a manner that forces the media to pay attention.
March 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hey, yo, #anonymous ...on behalf of ALL of us, if you really DO have the goods that proves it was manipulated, then please release it NOW, and do so in a manner that forces the media to pay attention.
On behalf of Bloo and Roo, we hope all of you have a happy #saintpatricksday. Please puke responsibly. #cartoon
March 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
On behalf of Bloo and Roo, we hope all of you have a happy #saintpatricksday. Please puke responsibly. #cartoon
One day, we're going to find out Warner Bros Discovery CEO #davidzsalov was habitually tormented by a psychopath in a Bugs Bunny costume.
The man obviously loathes #animation, and couldn't care less about film history.
This is why I will always be a collector and proponent of #physicalmedia, btw.
The man obviously loathes #animation, and couldn't care less about film history.
This is why I will always be a collector and proponent of #physicalmedia, btw.
That's all, folks: Remaining original Looney Tunes removed from Max
That's all, folks: Remaining original Looney Tunes removed from Max
www.avclub.com
March 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One day, we're going to find out Warner Bros Discovery CEO #davidzsalov was habitually tormented by a psychopath in a Bugs Bunny costume.
The man obviously loathes #animation, and couldn't care less about film history.
This is why I will always be a collector and proponent of #physicalmedia, btw.
The man obviously loathes #animation, and couldn't care less about film history.
This is why I will always be a collector and proponent of #physicalmedia, btw.