John Constantine
@johnconstatine.bsky.social
I believe in 3 things.
Silk Cut cigarettes
The Devil
And a flat earth.
Silk Cut cigarettes
The Devil
And a flat earth.
Did you know you can put cigarettes in your nose so you can smoke and eat at the same time
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Did you know you can put cigarettes in your nose so you can smoke and eat at the same time
One time I captured a demon and stuffed him into my zippo.
Used that fucker to light my cigarettes for months.
He gave me lung cancer but it was worth it.
Used that fucker to light my cigarettes for months.
He gave me lung cancer but it was worth it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One time I captured a demon and stuffed him into my zippo.
Used that fucker to light my cigarettes for months.
He gave me lung cancer but it was worth it.
Used that fucker to light my cigarettes for months.
He gave me lung cancer but it was worth it.
Had a nightmare that I escaped from hell only to end up in a globe world.
I need a cigarette.
I need a cigarette.
May 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Had a nightmare that I escaped from hell only to end up in a globe world.
I need a cigarette.
I need a cigarette.
Forged in fire is so good.
The flames remind me of that time I went to hell, but the swords they make are so cool.
The flames remind me of that time I went to hell, but the swords they make are so cool.
May 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Forged in fire is so good.
The flames remind me of that time I went to hell, but the swords they make are so cool.
The flames remind me of that time I went to hell, but the swords they make are so cool.
Doom is a pretty good game.
May 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Doom is a pretty good game.
I didn't take a vow of celibacy, but I ain't on this disc to fuck.
May 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I didn't take a vow of celibacy, but I ain't on this disc to fuck.
I tried nicotine gum once. I'd rather go back to hell.
May 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I tried nicotine gum once. I'd rather go back to hell.
Ska was invented by the angels, but then corrupted by man.
May 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ska was invented by the angels, but then corrupted by man.
Ever shoot a demon with a shotgun?
Better than sex.
Still not as good as smooth Slik Cut cigarette though.
Better than sex.
Still not as good as smooth Slik Cut cigarette though.
May 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ever shoot a demon with a shotgun?
Better than sex.
Still not as good as smooth Slik Cut cigarette though.
Better than sex.
Still not as good as smooth Slik Cut cigarette though.
I pawned the spear of destiny for cigarettes. I got like 3 cartons from that thing.
May 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I pawned the spear of destiny for cigarettes. I got like 3 cartons from that thing.
Satan founded HP.
That's what it stands for, Hells Printers.
That's just a fun fact.
That's what it stands for, Hells Printers.
That's just a fun fact.
May 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Satan founded HP.
That's what it stands for, Hells Printers.
That's just a fun fact.
That's what it stands for, Hells Printers.
That's just a fun fact.
Nobody believes me when I tell them Sabrina Carpenter is actually half angel.
May 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nobody believes me when I tell them Sabrina Carpenter is actually half angel.
I was actually born into a Buddhist family.
May 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I was actually born into a Buddhist family.
God I could use a cigarette.
May 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
God I could use a cigarette.
Weirdly, hell is a globe. It's just our plane that's flat.
May 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Weirdly, hell is a globe. It's just our plane that's flat.
God isn't watching us. He got really into magic the gathering and weed a few years ago and just kinda stopped giving a shit.
May 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God isn't watching us. He got really into magic the gathering and weed a few years ago and just kinda stopped giving a shit.
I'm gonna send these god damn demons back behind the ice wall where they belong.
May 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm gonna send these god damn demons back behind the ice wall where they belong.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist.
The second greatest trick was convincing everyone the world was round.
The second greatest trick was convincing everyone the world was round.
May 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world believe he didn't exist.
The second greatest trick was convincing everyone the world was round.
The second greatest trick was convincing everyone the world was round.