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JohnCandyMaldonado
@johncandymaldonado.bsky.social
Toronto sports fan

He/Him
Jays got worse today by only getting slightly better... hell of a feat
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Who's around to talk some Leafs, I'm bored at the laundromat
July 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This deal is fucking hilarious
Tanner Jeannot inks a 5 YEAR deal carrying a $3.4M AAV! #FreeAgentFrenzy
July 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Im quietly hoping for Roslovic
July 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Im fine with that Pezzetta signing
July 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My fucking god...
BREAKING: Aaron Ekblad agrees to an 8-year extension with the Florida Panthers worth $6.1M AAV, per Pierre LeBrun
June 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I wonder if Monahan is available.
He went to Colombus to play with his best friend.

Maybe a change of scenery is welcome, and a return home
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hit them with the 4... gyaaaatdaaamn
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kane is rightfully getting killed for his postgame comments, but he's 100% right.

It has nothing to do with favouritism toward the Panthers and everything to do with how these dumbshit refs call the game.
June 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Playoff goals

Sam Bennett, 2025: 14
Mitch Marner, career: 13
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Someone needs to end Bennet's career...

Also my god CMD
June 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I welcome Gru as AC of the Leafs... I like his analysis
June 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That award looks like a giant butt plug
June 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Everyone knew Nazis were the bad guys
4. What was normal in your childhood that would seem completely alien to kids growing up today?
June 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
@apetrielli.bsky.social Great article today, AP

Any chance I can get back in the conversation at MLHS? Its been 2 years
June 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cowan has some dog in him
June 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wonder if we look at Roslovic
May 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Knies - Matthews - Boeser
Marchand - Kadri - Nylander
Laughton - Tavares - Domi
McMann - Bjugstad - Lorentz
Cowan

McCabe - Tanev
OEL - Ekblad
Benoit - Carlo

Just spitballin with whats available... Maybe Naz is willing to come back now that Shanny is gone.

Not much to like tbh
May 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Disgusted by Berube's comments today... fire him
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not a single one of these guys has an acceptable message to the fans
May 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Get Rielly out of my face too
May 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Why won't a single reporter press for an answer?

Just let these guys say they don't know?
May 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM