Why didn’t I think of this version first
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why didn’t I think of this version first
Voted for Zohran AND got 2 vaccines today I hope RFK Jr is twirling in his upright living grave
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Voted for Zohran AND got 2 vaccines today I hope RFK Jr is twirling in his upright living grave
Yes I was in ptown 6 days ago yes I’m in the Pines yes I’m a cliche
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yes I was in ptown 6 days ago yes I’m in the Pines yes I’m a cliche
Feels correct for ptown
August 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Feels correct for ptown
I put my tank on for maybe the last 15 minutes walking home from the pool and this is what I get
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I put my tank on for maybe the last 15 minutes walking home from the pool and this is what I get
My oldest friend (str8) is getting married and I’m currently heading to their “couple’s shower” like a bridal shower but for both of them I’m already inept at etiquette for existing functions I can’t take on new ones
July 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My oldest friend (str8) is getting married and I’m currently heading to their “couple’s shower” like a bridal shower but for both of them I’m already inept at etiquette for existing functions I can’t take on new ones
Pregamed then ditched the game 🆘
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pregamed then ditched the game 🆘
Happy 4th who’d you vote for
July 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Happy 4th who’d you vote for
This is so iconic and full circle factoring in Azealia’s trapped-in-Elon’s-basement episode from season 3
June 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is so iconic and full circle factoring in Azealia’s trapped-in-Elon’s-basement episode from season 3
New swimsuit it’s Charlie but I worry it’s heterosexually long
May 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
New swimsuit it’s Charlie but I worry it’s heterosexually long
Thinkin about stuff etc.
April 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thinkin about stuff etc.
Got not let into an establishment for being too drunk for the first time in my life and it was a bathhouse in Lisbon I’m cutting this trip 8 days short.
April 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Got not let into an establishment for being too drunk for the first time in my life and it was a bathhouse in Lisbon I’m cutting this trip 8 days short.
Revolutionary Chella fashions
April 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Revolutionary Chella fashions
The fact this is still a filter on H*nge is INSANE (meanwhile you have to pay $25 a month to filter for political views)
March 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The fact this is still a filter on H*nge is INSANE (meanwhile you have to pay $25 a month to filter for political views)
Need to leave my place in 20 and haven’t even showered can’t stop dissociating to How Bad Do U Want Me on the couch anyway here’s Free Pit
March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Need to leave my place in 20 and haven’t even showered can’t stop dissociating to How Bad Do U Want Me on the couch anyway here’s Free Pit
100% accuracy on my Oscars predictions thus far (posting 1 hour in before I flop on the rest)
March 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
100% accuracy on my Oscars predictions thus far (posting 1 hour in before I flop on the rest)
Seasonal depression passing the baton to clinical as soon as it’s 50 degrees in NYC (they botched it so I’m getting tag teamed for a minute)
February 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Seasonal depression passing the baton to clinical as soon as it’s 50 degrees in NYC (they botched it so I’m getting tag teamed for a minute)
Me exhausting every mode of communication to harass my doctor into refilling my PrEP
February 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me exhausting every mode of communication to harass my doctor into refilling my PrEP