On his way out hookup said my place was “a very sex and the city apartment” which could be a compliment but given my dishwasher is on top of my stove I think he was reading me (I also live on the same street as the Carrie apartment)
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
On his way out hookup said my place was “a very sex and the city apartment” which could be a compliment but given my dishwasher is on top of my stove I think he was reading me (I also live on the same street as the Carrie apartment)
Cheney and Zohran got me optimistic about the new Katy Perry single
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cheney and Zohran got me optimistic about the new Katy Perry single
Voted for Zohran AND got 2 vaccines today I hope RFK Jr is twirling in his upright living grave
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Voted for Zohran AND got 2 vaccines today I hope RFK Jr is twirling in his upright living grave
He’s not dead until @popcrave.com says so
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He’s not dead until @popcrave.com says so
Apple X Supercut still got me like
a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Apple X Supercut still got me like
Yes I was in ptown 6 days ago yes I’m in the Pines yes I’m a cliche
August 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yes I was in ptown 6 days ago yes I’m in the Pines yes I’m a cliche
I love ptown so much (it’s also kicking my ass)
August 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love ptown so much (it’s also kicking my ass)
Feels correct for ptown
August 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Feels correct for ptown
I put my tank on for maybe the last 15 minutes walking home from the pool and this is what I get
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I put my tank on for maybe the last 15 minutes walking home from the pool and this is what I get
That was the old me idk him (I c*me)
August 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
That was the old me idk him (I c*me)
Leaving for a week in ptown and forgot to refill my finasteride
a woman with a crown on her head is singing into a microphone with the words exclusivo behind her
ALT: a woman with a crown on her head is singing into a microphone with the words exclusivo behind her
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Leaving for a week in ptown and forgot to refill my finasteride
Can’t read books but MAN can he cook them
Trump calls today's bad jobs report "rigged" and says, "I'll think you'll see some very interesting information come out. You have to have honest reports."
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can’t read books but MAN can he cook them
I want Carrie Coon back in the MCU.
July 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I want Carrie Coon back in the MCU.
My oldest friend (str8) is getting married and I’m currently heading to their “couple’s shower” like a bridal shower but for both of them I’m already inept at etiquette for existing functions I can’t take on new ones
July 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My oldest friend (str8) is getting married and I’m currently heading to their “couple’s shower” like a bridal shower but for both of them I’m already inept at etiquette for existing functions I can’t take on new ones
Pregamed then ditched the game 🆘
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pregamed then ditched the game 🆘
The fact that Rita Ora is in the Pines while both @irathethird.bsky.social and I are not feels so criminal as we represent 51% of her US streams
July 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The fact that Rita Ora is in the Pines while both @irathethird.bsky.social and I are not feels so criminal as we represent 51% of her US streams
I’ve really mastered the art of getting to the door just slowly enough that the delivery person has left but just quick enough that no one from my building sees that I DoorDashed McDonalds
July 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ve really mastered the art of getting to the door just slowly enough that the delivery person has left but just quick enough that no one from my building sees that I DoorDashed McDonalds
Reposted by John
July 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The latest installment in “The Hunt” (NYT’s series of people’s real estate searches) has a woman who bought a MODULAR home 90 min outside DC for half a million I’m crashing out
July 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The latest installment in “The Hunt” (NYT’s series of people’s real estate searches) has a woman who bought a MODULAR home 90 min outside DC for half a million I’m crashing out
We need a specific term for when a gay man finds out the guy he’s hooked up with casually for literal years has had a boyfriend the whole time (besides “being dumb”) what do you mean “happy 5 years,” Scott???
July 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
We need a specific term for when a gay man finds out the guy he’s hooked up with casually for literal years has had a boyfriend the whole time (besides “being dumb”) what do you mean “happy 5 years,” Scott???
Happy 4th who’d you vote for
July 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Happy 4th who’d you vote for
This is so iconic and full circle factoring in Azealia’s trapped-in-Elon’s-basement episode from season 3
June 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is so iconic and full circle factoring in Azealia’s trapped-in-Elon’s-basement episode from season 3