John Brown’s Body Dysmorphia
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February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Flagpole Shithead
“Your X-Rays Have Just Come Back from the Lab and We Think We Know What Your Problem Is” - Jets to Brazil
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
“Your X-Rays Have Just Come Back from the Lab and We Think We Know What Your Problem Is” - Jets to Brazil
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His name was Alex Pretti, he was 37. He was recording ICE, directing traffic, and helping up someone agents had shoved to the ground. They murdered him for it.
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
His name was Alex Pretti, he was 37. He was recording ICE, directing traffic, and helping up someone agents had shoved to the ground. They murdered him for it.
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He drew it himself.
www.gq.com/story/police...
www.gq.com/story/police...
Kansas Cop Resigns After Writing “Pig” on His Own Coffee Cup
After receiving national attention, the McDonald's security cameras revealed he was the real culprit the whole time.
www.gq.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
He drew it himself.
www.gq.com/story/police...
www.gq.com/story/police...