John Branning
@johnbranningfunny.bsky.social
Writer of alleged humor, and also certified light verse.
Next, the WaPo editorial board will opine on low-flow toilets and the Obama-Biden war on water pressure.
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Next, the WaPo editorial board will opine on low-flow toilets and the Obama-Biden war on water pressure.
My favorite dance? The Hokey-Pokey.
Most comedians are jokey.
Japanese love karaoke...
[if you love the smell of light verse in the morning, click on the link below and inhale deeply]
trumpinverse.com/2025/09/07/t...
Most comedians are jokey.
Japanese love karaoke...
[if you love the smell of light verse in the morning, click on the link below and inhale deeply]
trumpinverse.com/2025/09/07/t...
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My favorite dance? The Hokey-Pokey.
Most comedians are jokey.
Japanese love karaoke...
[if you love the smell of light verse in the morning, click on the link below and inhale deeply]
trumpinverse.com/2025/09/07/t...
Most comedians are jokey.
Japanese love karaoke...
[if you love the smell of light verse in the morning, click on the link below and inhale deeply]
trumpinverse.com/2025/09/07/t...
That is correct. Trump said he needed "24 hours"... perhaps he can tear himself away from the golf course for one weekend and finish the job.
April 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
That is correct. Trump said he needed "24 hours"... perhaps he can tear himself away from the golf course for one weekend and finish the job.
I didn't see any mention of his ability to predict the future in the results of that recent physical -- so I guess he's not as much of a very stable genius as he thinks he is.
April 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I didn't see any mention of his ability to predict the future in the results of that recent physical -- so I guess he's not as much of a very stable genius as he thinks he is.
Where is Trump's statement condemning the antisemitic act of arson committed against Gov. Shapiro and his family??
April 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Where is Trump's statement condemning the antisemitic act of arson committed against Gov. Shapiro and his family??
Did he have these surgeries between rounds?
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Did he have these surgeries between rounds?
I feel ya', buddy -- I've been banging my head a lot lately, too...
February 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I feel ya', buddy -- I've been banging my head a lot lately, too...
On the even brighter side, maybe George will announce his retirement soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
On the even brighter side, maybe George will announce his retirement soon.
A. I give this commenter props for holding women in high regard.
B. I'm glad this person never "thought" English at any of those 5 bastions of higher learning.
B. I'm glad this person never "thought" English at any of those 5 bastions of higher learning.
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A. I give this commenter props for holding women in high regard.
B. I'm glad this person never "thought" English at any of those 5 bastions of higher learning.
B. I'm glad this person never "thought" English at any of those 5 bastions of higher learning.
Where was this -- Amsterdam?
January 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Where was this -- Amsterdam?
"But the TV sets are now a size never before seen -- so I had more pixels than any other President!"
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"But the TV sets are now a size never before seen -- so I had more pixels than any other President!"
You mean -- other than him?
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You mean -- other than him?
They said it would be a cold day in hell before Trump would return to the White House... I guess this qualifies.
January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They said it would be a cold day in hell before Trump would return to the White House... I guess this qualifies.
"Dance like nobody's watching your TikToks..."
January 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"Dance like nobody's watching your TikToks..."
This is the strongest argument for term limits anybody could make.
January 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is the strongest argument for term limits anybody could make.
This is the strongest argument for term limits anyone could make.
January 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is the strongest argument for term limits anyone could make.
Yes -- the really shitty ones.
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yes -- the really shitty ones.
Note the booklet contains not only instructions for its use but... recipes? Most of the recipes are for various kinds of tea and read thusly: "Pour XX ounces of hot water over the (kind of) tea." Not exactly the technological advance I was expecting.
January 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Note the booklet contains not only instructions for its use but... recipes? Most of the recipes are for various kinds of tea and read thusly: "Pour XX ounces of hot water over the (kind of) tea." Not exactly the technological advance I was expecting.
Did you spot the typo in this headline? It should read, "Oops! IDIOTS finally realize that Trump could worsen inflation."
December 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Did you spot the typo in this headline? It should read, "Oops! IDIOTS finally realize that Trump could worsen inflation."
Perfect timing: the next potential pandemic emerges just as Trump and anti-vaxxer RFK Jr. are poised to take over the response.
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Perfect timing: the next potential pandemic emerges just as Trump and anti-vaxxer RFK Jr. are poised to take over the response.
And that voice will be strident, shrill, unrepentant, ill-informed, delusional...
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 PM
And that voice will be strident, shrill, unrepentant, ill-informed, delusional...
Pantone announces 2025's color of the year is "Blechh."
December 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Pantone announces 2025's color of the year is "Blechh."
Jee-zus... EVERYBODY is less happy than they were pre-pandemic.
December 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Jee-zus... EVERYBODY is less happy than they were pre-pandemic.
(Supply your own punchline in the comments below.)
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM
(Supply your own punchline in the comments below.)