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Johnathan Sparks
@johnathansparks.bsky.social
👨‍💻 Fake screenwriter
🇨🇦 Canadian
📸 Tiktoker with hundreds of followers (hundreds!!!)
🤦‍♂️ Dumber than you think
🐾 Dog dad
Commenting on everyone’s insta pics with “clearly AI”
February 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Johnathan Sparks
"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf."

futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:05 PM
“God, I’m tired”

*keeps scrolling*
December 18, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Sorry, BlueSky. But It’s time for us all to migrate over to the newest Twitter: DroneSky
#aliens #drones #ufo #newtwitter
December 18, 2024 at 9:10 AM
So many drones!! 😱
The WITCH HEAD NEBULA
December 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Day in the life of a #writer:

✅ Slept til 10
❌ Writing done
✅ Apartment vacuumed
❌ Writing done
✅ 3 hours of Reddit
❌ Writing done
✅ All 3 Hobbit movies watched
❌ Writing done
✅ Abyss stared into
❌ Writing still not done
December 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Babe, you ok? You’ve barely touched your billionaire
December 5, 2024 at 8:54 AM
🤦‍♂️ noo, we said EAT the rich #onejob
December 5, 2024 at 8:52 AM
“TwitterX, formerly known as MAGAsucks, formerly known as MAGArules, formerly known as X, formerly known as Twitter…”
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I survived the rise and fall of Twitter and the rise and fall of Threads AMA
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING: Trump appoints Trudeau as governor of Canada (??)
December 3, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Trump once pardoned a guy who said “pardon me, Mr. President” after bumping into him. That guy? Hannibal Lector. But ok
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 AM
“Writer/comedian/handsome guy Johnathan Sparks joins Bluesky”

— Headlines tomorrow, probably
December 3, 2024 at 5:19 AM
@aoc.bsky.social was the first person to hit 1M followers on Bluesky and I will be the second! Day 1 of posting casually once a week until 1M followers 🫡
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Finally, a safe space for liberals 🙏
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 AM