You gave a pedophile millions of dollars to win the election?

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

cutscene kiryu kazuma: ...at the end of the day, not only must a man make his own choices... he must take responsibility for them.

kiryu: [stoically standing up, taking taxi to kamurocho]

[LOADING SCREEN]

yakuza sidestory npc: hey man! i can't stop jerking off to rouge the bat!

kiryu: mm.

Goofus and Gallant for the postmodern man

Cis straight guy who reads NTR doujins like they're cautionary parables. "This Japanese porn artist is right. I must be better for my wife so the Faceless Bull doesn't steal her from me."

fun hypnosis idea:

make a gay girl think she's straight and catholic so you can corrupt her

i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me

Mangione killed one person and Bundy systematically stalked, kidnapped, raped, and mutilated dozens of women. Why are all these people saying that women being attracted to Mangione means they deserve sexual violence.

the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in

the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly

Ryu art that did very bad on twitter because i dont know how to caption my posts🔥