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Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans.bsky.social
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gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+.

check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.

cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
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He can’t help but squirm in his place, muffling his whines into his forearms and spreading his legs wider, which makes Ford laugh.

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in place. 482 words, rated e. m/m. spanking, masochism, pain play, mild cbt. www.johannestevans.co.uk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Please,” he whines, struggling helplessly to pull his hands free, to try to push himself out or climb out from the pit, but there’s no point...

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laboratory cow. 540 words. rated e. trans m/tentacles. tentacles, oviposition, noncon, belly bulging, overstimulation, lactation, milking, objectification
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Mean big brother trying to wrestle with you so you curl up on top of pater's butt where you'll be safe and warm
Myrtle, a small grey and orange cat in a blue collar, curled up on top of my butt and thighs on a pink and blue duvet
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The fucking asshole is standing on the green and doing his fucking exercises, slowly extending one leg outward and standing on the other, helping himself balance with both hands on his stave.

“Well, let’s see you balance now, you officious prick."

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pocket toy. 601 words, rated e, Cis m/trans m. pocket pussy, mirror toy, public sex, dubious consent, size kink. doing erotic kink shorts. 500-1000 words, requests open. www.johannestevans.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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why batjokes are the woooooorst (horny)

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melvinthedepressedrobot asked: was watching a video that mentioned batman and joker and a random question for you popped into my head - what is your favourite interpretation or personal headcanon for the Joker's backstory? Avatar Because the Joker only exists, in my mind, as an inverse to Batman, it's actually really important that his backstory isn't important basically at all. Batman is put together from his backstory. If they don't go to the cinema that night, if his parents don't die in that alleyway, if those pearls don't explode everywhere and dramatically roll through the dirt and greyscale puddles of that filthy city street, if Alfred isn't his only family from then-on, if he doesn't channel everything he is into avenging their deaths, there is no Batman.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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As he feels uncomfortable pressure abruptly release on each side, the frankincense-cum-citrus scent bursting into the air and mingling with the scent of the olives, Giorgos whines from low in his throat.

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Like Lightning. 590 words, rated E. M/M. Bondage, wing grooming kink, overstimulation, crying. Doing erotic/kink shorts. 500-1000 words. requests open. www.johannestevans.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Every day
a screenshot from the office of jim and Dwight. Jim's chalkboard sign originally read "0 days since our last nonsense" and now reads "0 days since i stepped on the cat"
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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in case anyone wanted a horrible insight into my psyche this evening
a chart of 30 character icons with the caption "oh yeah i'm NOT normal about him" 1. jas hook as played by dustin hoffman in hook (1991) but i mean hook in general. not disney hook or ouat hook obviously. just book hook and the 1991 and maybe the 2003 2. smee as played by bob hoskins in hook (1991). same applies. 3. heimdall as played by idris elba in the mcu. 4. harold finch from person of interest, played by michael emerson. 5. benjamin sisko from star trek deep space nine, played by avery brooks. 6. majima goro from the yakuza games. 7. julian bashir from ds9, played by alexander siddig. 8. hector barbossa from pirates of the caribbean played by geoffrey rush. 9. jeeves from jeeves and wooster. 10. elim garak from ds9 played by andrew robinson. 11. ian malcolm from jurassic park played by jeff goldblum 12. isidore latham from chicago med played by ato essandoh. 13. crowley from supernatural played by mark shepard. 14. lan xichen from the untamed played by liu haikuan. 15. the joker from batman: the animated series and the dcu 16. havelock vetinari as played by jeremy irons in the colour of magic 17. pietro maximoff from the marvel 616. 18. eli gold as played by alan cumming in the good wife. 19. alan shore played by james spader in boston legal. 20. tywin lannister played by charles dance in game of thrones. 21. daniel charles played by oliver platt in chicago med. 22. aziraphale from the book, good omens. 23. dorian from beyond human, played by michael ealy. 24. hank mccoy from the 616. 25. zevran arainai from dragon age. 26. kim kitsuragi from disco elysium. 27. cutler beckett from potc played by tom hollander 28. kabru from dungeon meshi 29. hotch from criminal minds played by thomas gibson 30. greg house from hate crimes md played by hugh laurie
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Love getting my money's worth out of my autism diagnosis 😘
A jackpot screen on an arcade game that's giving me 725 tickets
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I do want to get a nice opera cloak and a tweed or wool cape in an inverness style as well, but i really like this cape and obvs in capes and cloaks you have so much more motion than in a coat
me, a white man in big headphones with a red bandana and glasses, wearing a dark blue high-collared cape with oversized buttons. my red scarf is visible peeking out from inside the collar. i am smiling.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I bought it on a whim a few months back but just LOOK at how it colour matches my blue suit!
The fleece fabric of the cape I'm wearing compared with the blue plaid pattern of my suit trousers, which are a rich dark blue with dotted plaid stripes in other shades of blue, white, and black
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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SOOOO ready for the paperback launch of this baby coming this Sunday, here in Leeds!

Wine and cheese have been ORDERED! Preorders have been dispatched! Books are ready to be stamped and signed! Just printed some last posters to put up around the city tomorrow!

#BookSky
an uncommon betrothal by johannes t evans for £3.99 on www.johannestevans.co.uk/shop - disabled joy and body positivity through chronic pain and sexual exploration. alexos fox, an introverted academic and polio survivor, is naturally quite sad when the long-time butler of his household, the man who all but raised him, retires. he is not at all prepared for the old man's replacement: his exceedingly attractive and painfully tempting nephew. m/m eroti romance, rated E, 100k. set 1927, primarily in west sussex, england. BOOK LAUNCH: AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL BY JOHANNES T EVANS a gentleman polio survivor falls in love and lust with his sexy new butler in 1920s england. erotic romance featuring joyful queerness and disability. sunday 16th november. 6pm until 10pm. wharf chambers members club, leeds. disability rep, chronic pain, body positivity, mobility aids, butler/gentleman relationship. gay trans disabled author. author reading & q&a signed books for sale wine & cheese you must be a whard member or guest of a member to attend. joining costs £2. see wharchambers.org/membership
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Who needs lingerie?
A photo of a man's hairy calf, foot in a blue and red sock, which is held up by a black sock garter with silver buckles
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Powder and Feathers is my book in this bundle - it's fucked up! It features a transmasc angel with BPD and the wooorst PTSD imaginable seducing his new boyfriend, a depressed artist he sees painting on St Stephen's Green!

There's kinky sex. There's assassinations. There's found family. Gay shit!
depressed alcoholic artist accidentally finds a fucked-up family in some ex-revolutionary fallen angels in powder and feathers by johannes t evans. Aimé Deverell, a depressed and lonely artist finishing up his degree in Dublin, watches the world go by, and paints it as it goes. Life is short, he thinks - and thank God! He's tired of living it. That philosophy shatters like glass when his life is threatened by the beautiful Jean-Pierre, a Fallen angel.
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The Trans People Take on the World Bundle is live on itch with 32 books for just $35 USD, all featuring trans characters, largely written by trans creators!

A multitude of genres and vibes are included, including an epic dark fantasy romance by me, Powder and Feathers!

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Title: Trans People Take on the World, Nov 1-15 in Itchio 32 Book covers, background a sunset photo by Elise Carlson. The Strangers Sanctuary, S.E. Robertson What Lies Within, Issy Waldon Synthetic Sea, Franklyn S. Newton Non-Player Character, Veo Corva A Life in Too Many Margins, S.E. Thomson Like Salt and Whi Sky, Merlina Garance A Memory of Blood and Magic, K.N. Brindle My Personal Trainer Cracked My Egg, Fern V. Bedek Enemies to Enemies, Ash Kreider The Poison Fruits, E.M. Haegar The Thread That Binds, Cedar McCloud The Wings of Ashtaroth, Steve Hugh Westenra The Elysium Proposal, A.E. Bross Structural Integrity, Tabitha O'Connell Songs of Broken Bells, Lilly Lockwood Echo Sight, Cian Verath The Uncontinented Stars, Haden Cross Between You, Me and the Moonlit Sea, Linn Silver Secondhand Origin Storie, Lee Brontide Blood On The Snow, Finn McLellan Manipulators War, Elise Carlson Powder & Feathers, Johannes T. Evans Our Simulated Selves, Nikki Null All Roads Lead to This, Kay Claire 1000Lotuses, Lotuscarp.com First Rose, Jake Vanguard A Demon to Save Me, H.S. Kallinger Dragons Soul, J.F.R. Coates Garden of Rotten Roses, Nicole Hidalgo Name Her Holy, Aubrey Ennis Baker Thief, Claudie Arsenault Illusory, M.X. Misfits
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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He's SUCH a little creep!
A photograph of our wall, where various cat shelves and an ikea orangutan toy are visible. Dangling from the uppermost shelf and leaning down to peer at us from under the mezzanine floor is bertie, a broad shouldered grey british short hair with yellow eyes. He looks menacing and weird
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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My parents' beautiful barrel boy, Merlin, unfortunately had to be put to sleep this morning. He was the most annoying dog imaginable, but also the most incredibly loving and loyal one, and I'm glad I got to see him one last time this week past before he died.
a photo of merlin at about two or three years old, sitting up straight and looking out of a window, dramatically lit merlin, a large and fluffy fat spaniel, asleep on his back on the sofa a close up of merlin's ridiculous face, nose in focus, squinting eyes and floppy ears out of focus in the background a photo of me several years ago, far more youthful and without any stubble, with much more hair. merlin is leaning into my shoulder and smiling beatifically for the camera
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Zusman and Tzadok, a pair of warriors drinking in a tavern together after finishing off a job guarding the princess, decide to take turns at the prissy academic that just walked in. They take their turns at the same time: he can take it.

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“You two are pigs,” Leeke hisses, but he keeps staring into the gulf between Zusman’s tits. “You like pigs?” Tzadok asks, voice rich with humour. Zusman can see his breath disturbing Leeke’s hair as he breathes on the back of the scholar’s ear – equally, he can see the tiny hairs stand up on the back of his neck. Leeke’s eyes drop to Tzadok’s right arm, down to the stump. It had been pretty fucking rough at the time – a goddamn drake had ripped his hand right the fuck off, chewed and swallowed it well before any mage could even think of trying to reattach it, and the serpent’s venom had shot any chance of regenerating the limb. It’s fine: these things happen. “You wanna touch it?” Tzadok asks, raising his eyebrows.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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cunty?????????? why is she so CUNTY???????
a photograph of walton goggins, a fifty-year-old slim and lightly muscular white man with a high receded hairline contrasting with glossy black hair combed loosely back from his head, grey showing at his temples. he has a long neck and light grey stubble on his cheeks and jaw, his shoulders square and contrasting with his narrow waist. he's wearing a bleach-washed denim shirt and darker denim blue jeans with a silver buckle. the shirt is held closed with just one pop button so that it opens and shows his flat, lightly furred breast and the gold medallion hanging low between his pecs on a chain, and also parts slightly over his belly, showing a sliver of belly over his belt buckle; on one wrist he has a wrist watch, and on the other a loose chain bracelet. he is standing with his left hip cocked, thumb pushing up the hem of his shirt to rest on the divot of his hip, and his other hand is held loosely in front of him, wrist limp. his mouth is open, like he's mid-sentence.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Sulking next to dad because little sister took the nice bed before he could sit in it and he hates to share
bertie, a large grey british short hair cat, sitting grumpily beside me on a crocheted blanket on the sofa myrtle, a smaller grey british short hair with orange marbling, curled up on top of a large red and white cat bed
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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this isn't even a "hear me out", i don't need to share
two pictures of "battle beast", a physically huge half-lion half man from the animated tv show of invincincible
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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swapped to word doc

bed time!! should be out tomorrow :)
“Are you ever gonna fucking talk to me and not your boyfriend!?” “Boyfriend?” Tzadok repeats, and laughs. “He’s my fucking brother, you stupid little pervert.” Leeke’s expression is one of complete disgust. “Brother?” he repeats. “You’re going to have sex with your own brother in the room? What the fuck?” “Hey, it’s only incest if our dicks touch,” Tzadok rumbles, grinning. The gold in his back teeth shines in the room. “You think if we fuck you deep enough, one from each end, that we’ll meet in the middle?” “Fucking disgusting,” Leeke snaps, “you’re fucking disgusting, both of you, you’re fucking—” “Get’s your stupid little dick hard, doesn’t it?” Tzadok asks, and Zusman laughs, gripping Leeke around the narrow middle: all at once, Zusman standing behind him and Tzadok directly in front, Leeke is pressed between both their bodies, both their sets of tits, Zusman’s cock pressing between his flat little asscheeks and Tzadok’s cock rubbing against his own prick. “You like the taboo, don’t you? Doesn’t take a wild imagination to see all the shame tangled up in that fucking brain of yours.” “The fuck do I have to be ashamed of? Not being a meathead like you?”
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Eldritch horror and tentacles come for a trans man and a priest in a strange and isolated valley in the midst of a magical nowhere.

Read for free online: johannestevans.co.uk/2023/06/26/f...

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trans man fleeing a shitty family brings about a delicious end to the world. 14k, cis m/trans m. a young trans man fleeing an abusive home finds sanctuary in a mysterious valley. featuring some eldritch tentacles and mild humour, oviposition, breeding, some DP, and just the end of the world! CW for some threats of sexual coercion and pregnancy + transphobia and threatened detransitioning. fallen dust by johannes t evans.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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A traumatised bastard of a knife enthusiast is unexpectedly attracted to a coworker - a big ex-clown, and apparently, a Scouser.

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an enforcer follows a coworker and discovers a new world. an ex-soldier, arthur "kuhn" conrad, now a debt collector of sorts for a corrupt company, can't sleep one night, and as he's walking the streets, sees a coworker - on a whim, he follows, and ends up in an underground club. the older man, ignatius kasovitz, likes to tie people up, it seems, and kuhn finds he wants to try being tied up, if it's kasovitz doing the tying. set in london, circa 1953, in my magic beholden universe, readable as standalone. 15k, rated E, cis M/M. a bite of rope by johannes t evans.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Live in West Yorkshire or interested in travelling for the paperback launch of my newest erotic romance novel, AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL?

It's Sunday 16th November at Wharf Chambers in Leeds, and there'll be wine and books and cheese and gay people!

Tickets here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/lgbtq-book...
book launch: an uncommon betrothal a gentleman polio survivor falls in love and lust with his sexy new butler in 1920s england. erotic romance featuring joyful queerness and disability. sunday 16th november, 6pm til 10pm, at wharf chambers members club, leeds. disability rep. chronic pain. body positivity. mobility aids. butler/gentleman relationship. gay trans disabled author. author reading and Q&A. signed books for sale. wine & cheese. you must be a wharf member or guest of a member to attend. joining costs £2. see wharfchambers.org/membership.
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM