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Bear Jewess
Daughter, granddaughter, niece of Holocaust survivors
OG resistance
GenX theater kid
Big dog nerd
Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man)
These words will cut
I walk small and carry a big schtick
*seriously tho, I will fuck up some Nazis
Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally! A cat named ’Tits’
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Someone on Reddit referred to tefillin (shel rosh) as “jaunty little top-hats” 😄 #Jewsky
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving…
#antisemitism
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have this vintage Kenzo (‘88) in a beautiful bottle with a little bit of juice left. Finally broke down and gave her a squeeze - woof - she has turned.

*le sigh
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hahahahahahaha #Jewsky
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Went to walk the dogs and by the time I got back, the cat had grown…quite a bit
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The vibe in our living room this morning
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When you’re so GenX that you wake up with “mall bangs”
September 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hello @alansmitheedga.bsky.social - is this you?
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m only staying around to find out if he’s connected to a mutual…
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Fire in Walnut Creek area @oboistaalli.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And, as always:
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
‘Trump says he’s designating “anti-terrorists” as a terrorist organization’

This is where we are now.
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Maybe, but they have trouble with language, just like you do.
September 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There are most definitely ultra wealthy Zionists, but you can miss us with the Jewish domination trope, we’ve heard quite enough of it already. Thanks.
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sad but eerily true

Also, I would totally wear these if they had more bling
September 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s giving old English sheep dog.
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oy vey
August 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mikey hates Jews. Y’all, please. Get Mikey.
August 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Comes to a thread about documented hate-crimes against Jews, to tell a Jew that “nobody hates Jews.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
🤍💙
August 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Karen act, really? This you, Chad?
August 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Et voila! (I had to use penne, so not exactly authentic)
August 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Awesome tip, thanks! We are primed and ready now. Just a matter of hours.
August 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM