Joffiecakes
@joffie.bsky.social
Bear Jewess
Daughter, granddaughter, niece of Holocaust survivors
OG resistance
GenX theater kid
Big dog nerd
Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man)
These words will cut
I walk small and carry a big schtick
*seriously tho, I will fuck up some Nazis
Daughter, granddaughter, niece of Holocaust survivors
OG resistance
GenX theater kid
Big dog nerd
Foul-mouthed feminist (married to a good man)
These words will cut
I walk small and carry a big schtick
*seriously tho, I will fuck up some Nazis
Pinned
Joffiecakes
@joffie.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Am I discouraged?
Yes
Do I need a little time to process and regroup?
Yes
Am I done fighting?
FUCK NO
Never again means never again - for everyone
Yes
Do I need a little time to process and regroup?
Yes
Am I done fighting?
FUCK NO
Never again means never again - for everyone
I went ham on the Jolly Dodgers
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I went ham on the Jolly Dodgers
It’s another hot Christmas here in Central Texas. I’m wrapping gifts and my tits and bits are all sweaty. I hate it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It’s another hot Christmas here in Central Texas. I’m wrapping gifts and my tits and bits are all sweaty. I hate it.
It has finally cooled off and my tits are happy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It has finally cooled off and my tits are happy.
Bukkake throwback, care of iOS.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Bukkake throwback, care of iOS.
My sighs have gotten so heavy, they could replace the piano in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My sighs have gotten so heavy, they could replace the piano in ‘A Fish Called Wanda’
Really? No one speaks Haitian Creole? Not one of you?
*le sigh
Y’all need Jesu- …google
*le sigh
Y’all need Jesu- …google
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Really? No one speaks Haitian Creole? Not one of you?
*le sigh
Y’all need Jesu- …google
*le sigh
Y’all need Jesu- …google
Oof, don’t give this scent to anyone from Haiti
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oof, don’t give this scent to anyone from Haiti
Now I’ve stepped on a deck screw and yes, it went through the shoe in the skin. Also, last night I drove home with one headlight working.
So: headlight out, possum funkified dog, need a tetanus shot.
That’s my three, Bitch.
(not in the mood for karma to be bad at math today)
So: headlight out, possum funkified dog, need a tetanus shot.
That’s my three, Bitch.
(not in the mood for karma to be bad at math today)
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Now I’ve stepped on a deck screw and yes, it went through the shoe in the skin. Also, last night I drove home with one headlight working.
So: headlight out, possum funkified dog, need a tetanus shot.
That’s my three, Bitch.
(not in the mood for karma to be bad at math today)
So: headlight out, possum funkified dog, need a tetanus shot.
That’s my three, Bitch.
(not in the mood for karma to be bad at math today)
The internet says that possums *do not* spray like skunks, but I’m calling “bullshit” on that. One of my mastiffs is _literally_ soaked in possum funk.
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The internet says that possums *do not* spray like skunks, but I’m calling “bullshit” on that. One of my mastiffs is _literally_ soaked in possum funk.
In my personal and anecdotal experience, Jews and mold do not go well together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In my personal and anecdotal experience, Jews and mold do not go well together.
I think I could rocks some nipple tassels. Totally serious right now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I think I could rocks some nipple tassels. Totally serious right now.
Reworking the word ‘vagina’…
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reworking the word ‘vagina’…
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
How do we feel about Goddess Pocket?
Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!
At my house, when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, oh no.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At my house, when it rains, it doesn’t just pour, oh no.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
It: deluges, gullywashes, monsoons, duck-drowns, cob-floats, toad-strangles, and more. Yall, we are fuckin’ drenched over here.
My husband is watching a documentary about cheese, just because.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My husband is watching a documentary about cheese, just because.
Finally! A cat named ’Tits’
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Finally! A cat named ’Tits’
Okay, who broke the internet? www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
Is Reddit down? AWS outages have seemingly busted the platform
Amazon Web Services downtime affected a chunk of the Internet this morning, and Reddit is still suffering from bugs.
www.windowscentral.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Okay, who broke the internet? www.windowscentral.com/software-app...
Odd fact: I’m a weird/neat brain person. I have synesthesia and cool synaptic quirks that allow me a few “super-brain memory” abilities, albeit rather useless ones.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Odd fact: I’m a weird/neat brain person. I have synesthesia and cool synaptic quirks that allow me a few “super-brain memory” abilities, albeit rather useless ones.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
I tell you this bc I was just describing something from my childhood and got momentarily yanked back to kiddie tastebuds. So bizarre.
Cool cool, just a second menstrual cycle. No time between the two - so, I’m now on week four and washing the naproxen down with Kaopectate.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cool cool, just a second menstrual cycle. No time between the two - so, I’m now on week four and washing the naproxen down with Kaopectate.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
It’s a fuckin party up in here, yall.
After yet another face off with a cockroach, I’ve come to realize that I will quite literally go to my grave battling these motherfuckers.
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
After yet another face off with a cockroach, I’ve come to realize that I will quite literally go to my grave battling these motherfuckers.
Going to our local food truck park for date night
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Going to our local food truck park for date night
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
It’s still hot and my hair/tits are heavy/sweaty
Gonna drink my weight in mango lassi
Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving…
#antisemitism
#antisemitism
October 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving…
#antisemitism
#antisemitism