My friends designed a vibrator, the shaft was a long straight haired hippie with a headband and then it had a rabbit where its arm was holding up a peace sign. They called it, The Summer Of Love.

Disclaimer. Holy shit. Who’s with me?

Of course—wrestling is used to losing on purpose.

Watched it live. My dad said, Paul Simon can sing with anyone. I didn’t understand what that meant. The Scarborough Fair with S&G and Andy Williams is one of my favorites.

Spoiler Alert: I baked in a bottom denture there just to prove a point.

My mom and I are listening to Sonny Boy Pacino read his book on the DVD player. It’s like watching a movie on Pate’s TV when the picture stopped working. It’s a great movie.

Matt Gaetz has quit the House, effective immediately.

Gonna be pretty funny if he doesn't get confirmed and has to go back to Florida and sell used cars and try to date local high school girls or whatever.

Blue skies above and sun on your arms
Strength your stride
And hope in those squeky clean eyes

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