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Joe White (they/them)
@joeywh1te.bsky.social
6’5 they/them ~ Footballing queer campaigner ~ Gaymer on Twitch & DnD enjoyer ~ Professional Storyteller ~ Legally (Not) Blonde ~ Chris’s tall slice of cake 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨~ Southerner in Yorkshire ~ Ironically allergic to peaches ~ Trans Non-Bino Wino ~ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Because Juniper doesn’t like her photo being taken as much as the glamour puss of Tonic, I don’t share as many pictures of her.

However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tonic staring off into deep space like a mindless floof 🫶
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Also on the gaming front - Hades 2 had no right to catch me unexpectedly with leopard print pouch bulge of Dionysus the other day. My God (of wine).
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I need someone who can design the trousers I got on Z-A because my outfit is a serve and I want it in real life.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Okay, my bad I forgot here existed. Please have cat photos as penance for my error.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A flying thing (don’t think it was a fly, may have been a baby wasp) got in and tonic was not happy that I wouldn’t hold him to the ceiling so he could catch it 🤣 and then comedy happened… his little meow at the end is golden
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Juniper and Tonic wish you a very “Hoppy” Easter 🤣

(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I worry about @chrispkyle.bsky.social… he’s just turned to me in bed and deadpan gone:

“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone need some scaffolding? 😏
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Being forever subtle for match day 🥰
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Enjoy
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Post you from a different era.

I have always been subtle.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Three stages of “tonic, please can I have my leg back?”

(The answer was no)
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Seven years has flown by 🥲🥲🥲
March 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Juniper has been very happy I’ve tidied up the blue bench sofa thing in our office and she spent a good twenty mins (that I let her in for) just purring and rolling around on it. She wouldn’t get off of it at Christmas!
March 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He’s so handsome 🥰🥰🥰
March 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
On a side note, Juniper says your World Book Day can fuck off.
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Tonic says happy world book day!
March 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Joey Attenborough…

The bum wiggles are so cute 🥺
February 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
FINALLY SOME GOOD LUCK! ⚡️
February 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Have some nice photos from my birthday celebration 🥳🥳🥳
February 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
So this is 32….
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Felt cute, not sorry
February 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The kitties have been helping me work this morning. Well until Juniper decided she must lick my balls…
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM