Joe White (they/them)
@joeywh1te.bsky.social
6’5 they/them ~ Footballing queer campaigner ~ Gaymer on Twitch & DnD enjoyer ~ Professional Storyteller ~ Legally (Not) Blonde ~ Chris’s tall slice of cake 👨❤️💋👨~ Southerner in Yorkshire ~ Ironically allergic to peaches ~ Trans Non-Bino Wino ~ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Because Juniper doesn’t like her photo being taken as much as the glamour puss of Tonic, I don’t share as many pictures of her.
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Because Juniper doesn’t like her photo being taken as much as the glamour puss of Tonic, I don’t share as many pictures of her.
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
Tonic staring off into deep space like a mindless floof 🫶
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tonic staring off into deep space like a mindless floof 🫶
Also on the gaming front - Hades 2 had no right to catch me unexpectedly with leopard print pouch bulge of Dionysus the other day. My God (of wine).
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Also on the gaming front - Hades 2 had no right to catch me unexpectedly with leopard print pouch bulge of Dionysus the other day. My God (of wine).
I need someone who can design the trousers I got on Z-A because my outfit is a serve and I want it in real life.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need someone who can design the trousers I got on Z-A because my outfit is a serve and I want it in real life.
Okay, my bad I forgot here existed. Please have cat photos as penance for my error.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Okay, my bad I forgot here existed. Please have cat photos as penance for my error.
A flying thing (don’t think it was a fly, may have been a baby wasp) got in and tonic was not happy that I wouldn’t hold him to the ceiling so he could catch it 🤣 and then comedy happened… his little meow at the end is golden
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A flying thing (don’t think it was a fly, may have been a baby wasp) got in and tonic was not happy that I wouldn’t hold him to the ceiling so he could catch it 🤣 and then comedy happened… his little meow at the end is golden
Juniper and Tonic wish you a very “Hoppy” Easter 🤣
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Juniper and Tonic wish you a very “Hoppy” Easter 🤣
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
I worry about @chrispkyle.bsky.social… he’s just turned to me in bed and deadpan gone:
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I worry about @chrispkyle.bsky.social… he’s just turned to me in bed and deadpan gone:
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
Anyone need some scaffolding? 😏
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Anyone need some scaffolding? 😏
Being forever subtle for match day 🥰
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Being forever subtle for match day 🥰
Post you from a different era.
I have always been subtle.
I have always been subtle.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Post you from a different era.
I have always been subtle.
I have always been subtle.
Three stages of “tonic, please can I have my leg back?”
(The answer was no)
(The answer was no)
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Three stages of “tonic, please can I have my leg back?”
(The answer was no)
(The answer was no)
Seven years has flown by 🥲🥲🥲
March 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Seven years has flown by 🥲🥲🥲
Juniper has been very happy I’ve tidied up the blue bench sofa thing in our office and she spent a good twenty mins (that I let her in for) just purring and rolling around on it. She wouldn’t get off of it at Christmas!
March 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Juniper has been very happy I’ve tidied up the blue bench sofa thing in our office and she spent a good twenty mins (that I let her in for) just purring and rolling around on it. She wouldn’t get off of it at Christmas!
He’s so handsome 🥰🥰🥰
March 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
He’s so handsome 🥰🥰🥰
On a side note, Juniper says your World Book Day can fuck off.
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On a side note, Juniper says your World Book Day can fuck off.
Tonic says happy world book day!
March 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tonic says happy world book day!
Joey Attenborough…
The bum wiggles are so cute 🥺
The bum wiggles are so cute 🥺
February 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Joey Attenborough…
The bum wiggles are so cute 🥺
The bum wiggles are so cute 🥺
FINALLY SOME GOOD LUCK! ⚡️
February 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
FINALLY SOME GOOD LUCK! ⚡️
Have some nice photos from my birthday celebration 🥳🥳🥳
February 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Have some nice photos from my birthday celebration 🥳🥳🥳
So this is 32….
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So this is 32….
Felt cute, not sorry
February 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Felt cute, not sorry
The kitties have been helping me work this morning. Well until Juniper decided she must lick my balls…
February 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The kitties have been helping me work this morning. Well until Juniper decided she must lick my balls…