Joe White (they/them)
@joeywh1te.bsky.social
6’5 they/them ~ Footballing queer campaigner ~ Gaymer on Twitch & DnD enjoyer ~ Professional Storyteller ~ Legally (Not) Blonde ~ Chris’s tall slice of cake 👨❤️💋👨~ Southerner in Yorkshire ~ Ironically allergic to peaches ~ Trans Non-Bino Wino ~ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Because Juniper doesn’t like her photo being taken as much as the glamour puss of Tonic, I don’t share as many pictures of her.
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Because Juniper doesn’t like her photo being taken as much as the glamour puss of Tonic, I don’t share as many pictures of her.
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
However, have this beautiful one that sums this up well as I stopped stroking her belly to take a photo of her looking cute….
Tonic staring off into deep space like a mindless floof 🫶
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tonic staring off into deep space like a mindless floof 🫶
Also on the gaming front - Hades 2 had no right to catch me unexpectedly with leopard print pouch bulge of Dionysus the other day. My God (of wine).
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Also on the gaming front - Hades 2 had no right to catch me unexpectedly with leopard print pouch bulge of Dionysus the other day. My God (of wine).
I need someone who can design the trousers I got on Z-A because my outfit is a serve and I want it in real life.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need someone who can design the trousers I got on Z-A because my outfit is a serve and I want it in real life.
Okay, my bad I forgot here existed. Please have cat photos as penance for my error.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Okay, my bad I forgot here existed. Please have cat photos as penance for my error.
A flying thing (don’t think it was a fly, may have been a baby wasp) got in and tonic was not happy that I wouldn’t hold him to the ceiling so he could catch it 🤣 and then comedy happened… his little meow at the end is golden
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
A flying thing (don’t think it was a fly, may have been a baby wasp) got in and tonic was not happy that I wouldn’t hold him to the ceiling so he could catch it 🤣 and then comedy happened… his little meow at the end is golden
I am tired, I am ill (chest infection fun times), I am stressed. It’s a great time of the year.
In good news, I finally have my cardiology appointment next week after waiting for years. Hopefully get back on some medication to help stabilise my blackouts and heart rate.
Need distractions 🥲
In good news, I finally have my cardiology appointment next week after waiting for years. Hopefully get back on some medication to help stabilise my blackouts and heart rate.
Need distractions 🥲
April 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I am tired, I am ill (chest infection fun times), I am stressed. It’s a great time of the year.
In good news, I finally have my cardiology appointment next week after waiting for years. Hopefully get back on some medication to help stabilise my blackouts and heart rate.
Need distractions 🥲
In good news, I finally have my cardiology appointment next week after waiting for years. Hopefully get back on some medication to help stabilise my blackouts and heart rate.
Need distractions 🥲
Juniper and Tonic wish you a very “Hoppy” Easter 🤣
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Juniper and Tonic wish you a very “Hoppy” Easter 🤣
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
(PS: I think I may be eaten by two kittens later today…)
I worry about @chrispkyle.bsky.social… he’s just turned to me in bed and deadpan gone:
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
April 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I worry about @chrispkyle.bsky.social… he’s just turned to me in bed and deadpan gone:
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
“I forgot to tell you who Tonic reminds me of…….. Lady Diana Spencer. It’s the way he looks at you with his big eyes and tilts his head slightly. Do you think he’s the reincarnation of Lady Di?”
Oh what a beautiful day, still basking in the delight of a stunning evening
April 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Oh what a beautiful day, still basking in the delight of a stunning evening
Anyone need some scaffolding? 😏
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Anyone need some scaffolding? 😏
As ever, any queer people (or by extension queer allies who this applies to) who have never felt welcome at England games before but would be willing to attend with a group of queers in safety then please drop me a DM. We go to games home and away and I can make sure we’re sat together 🥰
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As ever, any queer people (or by extension queer allies who this applies to) who have never felt welcome at England games before but would be willing to attend with a group of queers in safety then please drop me a DM. We go to games home and away and I can make sure we’re sat together 🥰
Being forever subtle for match day 🥰
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Being forever subtle for match day 🥰
Post you from a different era.
I have always been subtle.
I have always been subtle.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Post you from a different era.
I have always been subtle.
I have always been subtle.
Three stages of “tonic, please can I have my leg back?”
(The answer was no)
(The answer was no)
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Three stages of “tonic, please can I have my leg back?”
(The answer was no)
(The answer was no)
Seven years has flown by 🥲🥲🥲
March 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Seven years has flown by 🥲🥲🥲
It’s a busy rest of the month for me with various london trips, meetings and otherwise for footy and then a charity trustee meeting back in Salop for storytelling.
I know how to live. (Tired, always tired)
I know how to live. (Tired, always tired)
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s a busy rest of the month for me with various london trips, meetings and otherwise for footy and then a charity trustee meeting back in Salop for storytelling.
I know how to live. (Tired, always tired)
I know how to live. (Tired, always tired)
Wednesday’s are always dangerous for me on here, I’m allergic to peaches 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Wednesday’s are always dangerous for me on here, I’m allergic to peaches 🥲
Back playing Split Fiction with Tash on Twitch tonight. The first stream had me roaring - such a beautiful game with humour and entertainment throughout. Excited for more!
twitch.tv/JoeyWh1te
twitch.tv/JoeyWh1te
March 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Back playing Split Fiction with Tash on Twitch tonight. The first stream had me roaring - such a beautiful game with humour and entertainment throughout. Excited for more!
twitch.tv/JoeyWh1te
twitch.tv/JoeyWh1te
He’s so handsome 🥰🥰🥰
March 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
He’s so handsome 🥰🥰🥰
On a side note, Juniper says your World Book Day can fuck off.
March 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On a side note, Juniper says your World Book Day can fuck off.
Tonic says happy world book day!
March 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tonic says happy world book day!
Still can’t believe we scored seven. This does however mean we won’t score for the next four matches.
March 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Still can’t believe we scored seven. This does however mean we won’t score for the next four matches.
Feeling very tired, both generally and of being ill.
March 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Feeling very tired, both generally and of being ill.