Joey McGuire
@joeymcguire.bsky.social
Dale aint dead he’s just a lap ahead
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How do i explain to my children there was a man named the situation
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How do i explain to my children there was a man named the situation
Thank you for calling 911. At the conclusion of this call you’ll be asked to take a quick survey telling us about your emergency experience. Just so you know, 911 is closed from 12:30pm until 2pm for a meal break
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Thank you for calling 911. At the conclusion of this call you’ll be asked to take a quick survey telling us about your emergency experience. Just so you know, 911 is closed from 12:30pm until 2pm for a meal break
Its so funny that stockholm syndrome isnt real and it’s basically just “the stripper likes me” for hostage situations
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Its so funny that stockholm syndrome isnt real and it’s basically just “the stripper likes me” for hostage situations
God could you imagine checking your email after a long prison sentence
March 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
God could you imagine checking your email after a long prison sentence
Okay but can we skip to the end
here's your reminder that good always wins in the end
evil is not sustainable
evil is not sustainable
March 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Okay but can we skip to the end
God damn silo is a great show. Apple TV’s got by far the best originals
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
God damn silo is a great show. Apple TV’s got by far the best originals
You gotta be such a stat-padding pretty boy to send the backup qb in to take your victory kneels
November 25, 2024 at 4:36 AM
You gotta be such a stat-padding pretty boy to send the backup qb in to take your victory kneels
Opening a random html file and scouring the colorful letters and numbers so it looks like i have a hard job
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Opening a random html file and scouring the colorful letters and numbers so it looks like i have a hard job
Would you believe me if 2 years ago i told you there would be an Afc north blizzard match up with russel wilson, jameis winston, justin fields, jerry jeudy and cordarralle patterson? #TNF
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Would you believe me if 2 years ago i told you there would be an Afc north blizzard match up with russel wilson, jameis winston, justin fields, jerry jeudy and cordarralle patterson? #TNF
Grammy nominated rapper the baby
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Grammy nominated rapper the baby
Reposted by Joey McGuire
The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
This movie shouldve ended with him getting home and someone asking “how was the lighthouse?”
And he just says some shit like “it was okay”
And he just says some shit like “it was okay”
November 21, 2024 at 10:04 PM
This movie shouldve ended with him getting home and someone asking “how was the lighthouse?”
And he just says some shit like “it was okay”
And he just says some shit like “it was okay”
Steal the pitcher’s mound
Completely fix baseball with four words.
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Steal the pitcher’s mound
Ehhh little super hero runnin around. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
apparently Jay Leno is currently wearing an eye patch and I fear this may be the trigger for his accent from regular villainy into outright supervillainy
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Ehhh little super hero runnin around. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
We should make a second Earth that is a bit further from the sun and red in color
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
We should make a second Earth that is a bit further from the sun and red in color
God i love the half second when a lineman gets the ball and they shift into twelfth gear before something terrible happens to them
November 19, 2024 at 3:57 AM
God i love the half second when a lineman gets the ball and they shift into twelfth gear before something terrible happens to them
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Damn that guy just broke his hilarious
November 19, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Damn that guy just broke his hilarious
“AI is coming for your job” yeah, sure. I’d like to see AI keep track of tasks that other people are doing and also hate everybody.
November 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
“AI is coming for your job” yeah, sure. I’d like to see AI keep track of tasks that other people are doing and also hate everybody.