Joey
@joeylrios.bsky.social
Engineer, Dad, Magic the Gathering Player. I'm really cool on LinkedIn, but lost over here.
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
Finally, more canned spinach.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finally, more canned spinach.
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
I have a Phage deck that I love.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I have a Phage deck that I love.
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
Hey, what are you up to?
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, what are you up to?
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
September 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
July 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me:
May 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me:
This upcoming Final Fantasy set for Magic the Gathering looks pretty racy.
May 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This upcoming Final Fantasy set for Magic the Gathering looks pretty racy.
I know they write these headlines like this on purpose, but it doesn't take away from how hilarious it is every time.
May 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I know they write these headlines like this on purpose, but it doesn't take away from how hilarious it is every time.
