Joey
@joeylrios.bsky.social
Engineer, Dad, Magic the Gathering Player. I'm really cool on LinkedIn, but lost over here.
If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice.
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
Finally, more canned spinach.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finally, more canned spinach.
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
Hey, what are you up to?
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, what are you up to?
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
September 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
July 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
Speaker Johnson, backing Trump's LA actions, says Newsom should be 'tarred and feathered'
Other Republicans support Trump's decision to deploy National Guard and Marines.
abcnews.go.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business.
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business.
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me:
May 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me:
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USA only
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hit the repost button, follow me (if you aren’t already), and leave a comment which of these four magic the gathering boxes you want.
3 more chances on Insta, YouTube, and TikTok (follow each respectively and comment which one you want)
USA only
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USA only
This upcoming Final Fantasy set for Magic the Gathering looks pretty racy.
May 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This upcoming Final Fantasy set for Magic the Gathering looks pretty racy.
I know they write these headlines like this on purpose, but it doesn't take away from how hilarious it is every time.
May 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I know they write these headlines like this on purpose, but it doesn't take away from how hilarious it is every time.
There are a lot of reasons to wish Leslie Nielsen was still alive, but with the new Naked Gun coming out, I really wanted to hear the following introduction at a pre-production meeting:
"Leslie Nielsen, Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen."
"Leslie Nielsen, Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen."
April 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There are a lot of reasons to wish Leslie Nielsen was still alive, but with the new Naked Gun coming out, I really wanted to hear the following introduction at a pre-production meeting:
"Leslie Nielsen, Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen."
"Leslie Nielsen, Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen."
RIP Val Kilmer. I hope folks take the opportunity to go deeper in your filmography and rediscover the greatness of Top Secret!
a dark room with a bed and a statue
Alt: Scene from the film Top Secret! where Nick Rivers, played by Val Klimer is looking for a way out of his jail cell and his head pops up out of the toilet.
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
RIP Val Kilmer. I hope folks take the opportunity to go deeper in your filmography and rediscover the greatness of Top Secret!