Decided to entertain myself on the final flight home by making chaos scones.
If you’re going to upset someone, you might as well really upset absolutely everyone…

I apologise in advance to anyone I have to interact with today. There’s only so much of this I can take stacked up on top of other prolonged health nonsense, and evidently I’ve passed the point where I can put up a sunny disposition facade.

"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures" meme...

I’m in an apartment block which is having flammable cladding without fire breaks removed right now, and yet I feel incredibly fortunate to have bought somewhere which was built before the 2008 financial crash because everything built since that is absolute dog shit.

I'd be genuinely interested to hear Arcade Fire covering Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You...