The Mad's Hatter
@joeyjtumsk.bsky.social
Bespoke alumillinery to the fashionably paranoid. All comments, conspiracies and comedic musings are almost certainly the product of a fevered imagination.
Trump was so humiliated by the shuffling soldiers and absent 'patriots' at his birthday parade that he's decided to plunge both of them into an apocalyptic war.
June 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Trump was so humiliated by the shuffling soldiers and absent 'patriots' at his birthday parade that he's decided to plunge both of them into an apocalyptic war.
♫ M-m-m-MAGA
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
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June 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
♫ M-m-m-MAGA
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
'Because we'll be locking you all into our new anti-woke armour as soon as we're in power.'
Nice try, Chavros.
Nice try, Chavros.
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March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
'Because we'll be locking you all into our new anti-woke armour as soon as we're in power.'
Nice try, Chavros.
Nice try, Chavros.
Well, he likely realises the next time he faces a tricky shot in a bunker it won't be on a golf course.
March 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well, he likely realises the next time he faces a tricky shot in a bunker it won't be on a golf course.
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“Your mother strokes cockapoos in hell”.
March 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“Your mother strokes cockapoos in hell”.
Both he and Mary were shocked when the next card she turned over was 'The C*nt'.
'That's not even supposed to be in there!' she wailed in horror.
Then Gove's head spun round three times, but that was just the coke.
'That's not even supposed to be in there!' she wailed in horror.
Then Gove's head spun round three times, but that was just the coke.
February 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Both he and Mary were shocked when the next card she turned over was 'The C*nt'.
'That's not even supposed to be in there!' she wailed in horror.
Then Gove's head spun round three times, but that was just the coke.
'That's not even supposed to be in there!' she wailed in horror.
Then Gove's head spun round three times, but that was just the coke.
