The Mad's Hatter
@joeyjtumsk.bsky.social
Bespoke alumillinery to the fashionably paranoid. All comments, conspiracies and comedic musings are almost certainly the product of a fevered imagination.
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This is the last thing the BBC needs
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This is the last thing the BBC needs
♫ M-m-m-MAGA
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
#taco #trump #chicken
♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken
♫ He's just a chicken
♪ And he's testy as hell
♫ Ooh MAGA's leader
♪ Now is really unwell
♫ Shifty and loopy
♪ Now he's finally cracked
♫ Ooh you should rise up
♪ Take America back!
#taco #trump #chicken
a man with long hair and a beard making a funny face
Alt: Steve from Minecraft sings 'MAGA chicken'
media.tenor.com
June 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sad news that Queen producer Roy Thomas Baker has died.
A normal producer will now have to be fed with royal jelly until they can take his place.
A normal producer will now have to be fed with royal jelly until they can take his place.
April 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sad news that Queen producer Roy Thomas Baker has died.
A normal producer will now have to be fed with royal jelly until they can take his place.
A normal producer will now have to be fed with royal jelly until they can take his place.
The UXA is a fascist state governed by an authoritarian, quasi-religious, stupidity-worshipping cult under the nominal leadership of the ignomancer Thulsa Dumb.
April 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The UXA is a fascist state governed by an authoritarian, quasi-religious, stupidity-worshipping cult under the nominal leadership of the ignomancer Thulsa Dumb.
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🎶 For you, and you and you and…
Ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! 🎶
Ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! 🎶
March 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
🎶 For you, and you and you and…
Ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! 🎶
Ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! 🎶
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I just farted loudly and Siri googled Piers Morgan.
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just farted loudly and Siri googled Piers Morgan.
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Whenever we have guests, I want them to feel at home. So I tell them to go home.
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Whenever we have guests, I want them to feel at home. So I tell them to go home.
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Every mind-bending TV show:
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Every mind-bending TV show:
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“Your mother strokes cockapoos in hell”.
March 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“Your mother strokes cockapoos in hell”.
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The power of Crufts compels you.
March 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The power of Crufts compels you.
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Christ, Bond was working for the other side all along?
March 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Christ, Bond was working for the other side all along?
The Don considers everyone who bought his $Trump griftcoin to be his $Trumpets.
March 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Don considers everyone who bought his $Trump griftcoin to be his $Trumpets.
Dangerfuck
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
One Fuck In The Grave.
One Fuck In The Grave.
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"
Fuck Or No Deal.
Fuck Or No Deal.
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Dangerfuck
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I don't think anyone could possibly have had Jacob Rees-Mogg's daughter doing a live tarot reading for a mortified Michael Gove on GBeebies on their 2025 bingo card.
We are living through some strange fever dream. ~AA
We are living through some strange fever dream. ~AA
February 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I don't think anyone could possibly have had Jacob Rees-Mogg's daughter doing a live tarot reading for a mortified Michael Gove on GBeebies on their 2025 bingo card.
We are living through some strange fever dream. ~AA
We are living through some strange fever dream. ~AA
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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This is probably the most accurate take.
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is probably the most accurate take.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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Doctored Huw.
They could call it 'Doctor Who Redacted'
February 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Doctored Huw.
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